Physic = FUN!

Have you ever heard of physics? No? Tell you what, ITS THE AWESOMEST, COOLEST, PROEST SUBJECT IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE! It isn't? Well.... It IS FOR ME! And I've a tuition teacher which make physics Rocks as HArd!

Mr.C 

Age: I don't Know

Occupation: I don't know


WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT HIS BIODATA! He won me over physics with his funny jokes. Actually , no. I love physics because of the topic relativity. But anyhow, the jokes are one of the thing that makes me listen to his class. He can get him self out of topic and into it like magic. Maybe not magic, but the jokes are really really funny.


Here's some example:

• Fish are the most stupid animal on earth. Gold fish are the stupidest fish of all. They are so stupid they eat till they die. Why? Because gold fish has only 2 second memory. When they eat, chomp chomp. They forgot they just eaten and eat again, chomp chomp, and then they forget again. Thats why they eat till they are bloated and float on the water and die.(SAD CASE)
• Sardin is also really stupid. They are small, so they swim in a round together in a big group so they appear big. But when a bird come, the bird will think 'Wa. One big group of fish!' Then the bird sapu lo.
• Fish is considered the second smart after human being. Why? I bet you don't know. Because they go to SCHOOL
• Dolphin and whales can use high frequency to talk to their girl friend. Why? Arent they suppose to be stupid? Well, They are not stupid because they are not fish, they are mammals. They do things like us, communicate and eat.
• (After Fish jokes, he did some other jokes.) Last time got one boy, he ask the teacher, where is the intestine located, the teacher pointed and mention the stomach. Then the boy say, then when people get pregnant, they become camel lo. Because if the intestine is in the front, the urethra should be behind.( Imagine someone pregnant that has a hunch at the back.)
• Last time, the doctors uses X-ray to see if a baby is a boy or not, then they uses Ultrasonic. But how do they actually determine one is a boy or a girl. Of course not look at the worm la. The look at the scrotum. The worm so small how you see? Unless the babys a negro. 
• ( AND THE ULTIMATE ONE, that killed everyone because of too much laughing)Nowadays people very racist one, call indian ki li ngia, then say racist. Eat pork, they say racist. Drive CRV , they say racist, what also they say racist, unlike last time, we use to sing that song. (Then he stopped talking and everyone was asking what song?) That song la. (Then he started singing) ♪Mangali's one are long , One kali one potong. Negro's one are strong, Indian one like sotong. ♪ (Everybody went wild) You think last time like now so racist a? Last time got one indian talk to one chinese. " You think you chinese very hebat a? You think you chinese very strong a? Your one a, ♪like sotong ♪. (AND THE CLASS WENT WILD!)

These are most of it that was mention that day. I kind of forgotten it since its a few days already , so they are some mistakes in it. Yea, Physics is awesome. I know, give a big clap to physics! ( Click interesting if you like physics! Yeah!)

FYI, Chinese new year is coming, and we LEOs of Nan Hwa, well, a few of us gave new year cards to the teachers! Hooray! 

ENJOY YOUR MEAL! AT ABM 3

Btw, me and my friends actually Strip EH-Lick! He's such a friendly teacher. Don't blame him for what we done, because its us!

BTWBTW! Have a GREAT AND HAPPY BUGS BUNNY YEAR!

OH MY :)

Teachers? Live or Dead

Who would know that teachers that are so good at first could be a Pain in the ASS! A pain in the NECK! A pain in the every part possible detected on the surface of the skin. NO, She's not good at first, She agreed to alot of things, but still annoying + Irritating. And now? Guess What? No Projects, NO Felloship. Pain? Full of them!

I wanna Organize a project with the Interactors of our school... Why not? Isn't fellowship good for us? We've been having a gap between us for so long. We wanted to make the gap smaller. Is having just one fellowship a year which is attending the installation enough? I dun think so.. Infact ! For the sake of god. It's not our character problem. It has nothing to do with being in the different gang too.We're friends , It's between the clubs, there's this gap between our clubs . And believe me, talking heart to heart for one whole day? Why don't you just rip your heart off and stick it with the heart of someone you love with glue. Then maybe you would get yourself a Husband then.

I'm not someone who curse, But i really wan to curse you that you get out of our club in 1 day. We need to get benefit from visiting the orphanage? What can we get? Money? Earn Money for the club is wrong too? Why are you working as a teacher then?

If this continues everyday. I will go mad for sure. I want Choo, I wan Nur! I wan RAJ! ARGHHHHHHHH!

Oh My :(

Queen? Noob-ish....

Queen! When I mention this, You will probably think of this

Or maybe this.

Or maybe just this.

But actually, it's none of this. I'm talking about the new friend i just met called QUEEN with a Y. Who would know that Q-cat is a perv.(I'm Kidding, She really isnt)

She's funny , especially when i first saw her at school. She almost went into the BOYS TOILET because she was busy talking to her brother. And there is the other time when i saw her, and she's like jumping or something.

To be exact. She's kinda silly. And she gave me her brother's phone number on facebook without messaging. But she deleted the post.

It has been some LOL incidence since knowing her . So...... LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Oh My :)

PWNED

Today the word we'll be learning is the word PWNED!

Yes! We're gonna make u less dumb.

Today I went to school like always, but today, i went back early. Because we're sending my cousin back. Sleeping in the car, Listening to music, KILL PEOPLE! No, no killing, im just having a joke. Let's just make it short. ITS BORING IN THE CAR! The good things is, i got the back seat all to me. The bad thing is, the back is the most bumpy seat, and i have long legs. So its not good enough.

We finally reached Penang airport. We got down from the car, got ourselves to the check in counter and WOOSH! Everyone vanished in thin air! No they Didn't My cousin, S-Nam got PWNED! Yes PWNED! Her flight was yesterday! Ohh my. What we're gonna do? Buy a new ticket of course. But don't worry, she got back safely, after putting ***** into my pocket so that i can give it to my mother which my mother insist not to have it. You almost, almost , yes almost, make me got scold. But don't worry, cause i did not. But she still got PWNED! LOL

And guess what? I got 3 new novel, The lost hero, M is for Magic, and The Gift. And i finally got scold because we went all the way to Queensbay to get to popular, and still i did not get the book i wanted. And its work off for the people in penang. And we got jammed. No! I dun think so, but it's a long line. Really Long one.

I got Pwned by T-Hun, Because she called me cake in her blog. Im a Failure! Don't look at me! Im Ugly..... No i'm kidding, i gorgeous, That's gay.

BTW, Tesco is open in Sitiawan! And there's POPULAR! And it's Half as big as Ipoh's..... I think. I dont get to see it. When i reached Tesco, Popular close. Oh Darn. AND THERE'S NO STARBUCKS AND SUSHI KING! NO!!!!!!!! Actually.... Who cares, We'll get one sooner or later, plus it's not cheap. For the mean time , Tesco looks like a Go Green HM for now.

OH MY :)

Biology!

Biology. A subject that every pure science stream student have to suffer from it in Malaysia. In other countries? Maybe from primary.

You see, Our Biology teacher is maybe so Perv he decided to start from Chapter 4, reproduction. Maybe he isn't a perv maybe he is.

Who would know that there will be 4 ovum thing that become ovum in the end. But the other three become polar body, and dies away. Well, That's what they teach. Learn the Army Theory of Biology and you will know what happens to the Ovum.

Army Theory of Biology.
#1
1 Ovum left.
Why is there only one ovum left after 4 is produce. The teacher teach you that the other ovum turns into polar body. But actually when 4 of the ovum is produce, there will be a shoot down. Yes! A shoot down. Every that girl things has 3 bullets. They will shoot three ovums. Thats why there are 1 left. Some women don't have ovums. Why? Because when they were give birth, their that thing can produce 4 bullets in one menstrual cycle instead of 3.

#2
Twins.
Twins are formed when the zygote is broken into 2 . But why and how? Actually, when the zygote forms they have to pass a test. They have to swim pass a BIG KNIFE. Most are careful and lucky, thats why they passed it safely and no Twins are formed. But some aren't that lucky. Some are bad at timing and, Swoosh! Break into 2. Twins are formed. This explains why there are even 10 babies look alike which came from the same mother which is just like twins (Sorry, arent good at words). Its not that the zygote timing is bad. It's just that their fate is they could only move at. 0.000000000000002mm/sec. Alot of 0's. They swim so slow, the knife just managed to chop it into 10 pieces . Then ten babies came.

Thank you for reading this awesome piece of The Army Theory of Biology. Thus making you less stupid

Oh My :)

UNI's!!!! Scream FOR THEM!

You can't believe this! I found my LONG LOST SISTER! In Australia! Is it true? Of course not! I've told you in the beginning. Y.o.u.c.a.n.'.t.b.e.l.i.e.v.e.t.h.i.s. What does it mean? Huh?

Actually I found my LONG LOST FRIEND! Not actually long, or lost. Just friend. Yes, she's in Australia. What a lucky girl she is. I wish i could be in Australia, then i can, erm. I can, erm. Let me think....... Oh yea! I can go to SYDNEY! Where Nemo went. In Aussie, you get to learn the black hole theory even before you go to college. THIS IS AWESOME!

Btw, Ive been checking on Universities. And these are choices. But Uni's are expensive. So these are my top 5 Choices of Uni's

NO1! Harvard!

NO1! Harvard! But I probably can't get into it.



NO2! UM! University Melbourne. I hope i have the money .

NO3! University of Cambridge! I Hope.....

NO4! Oxford. Oxford Dictionary so famous, don't tell me you never heard before.

And 5 Taylor. Much Cheaper than the other 4. I think.

Yes! You've seen the top 5 choices! I hope i get into one of the Top 4 . This is frustrating, just thinking about can't getting into it.

So that's all for the day. Btw, I'm going for SCIENCE! Physics! SCIENCE RULES! PHYSICS ROAR!

Oh My :)

New SCHOOL!

No! I didnt change to ACS... Im still in Nan Hwa. But i have a new school? My school changed thats all... How Much? Lets see.

All the Boys have to wear their pants up to their belly button.
Hair too long will be expelled.
Dyed Hair will be expelled.
Girls cannot have hairs by their sides, if got, tie it and hide it.
Long Pants cannot have buttons fahionly.
Girls fringe cannot reach their half of their forehead.

What is this? This is insane! Where is the Humanity! No i'm just kidding.
First, my pants can reach my belly button. I just don't do belly button pants wearing.
Second, I like my short hair, which is short. But not too long, so it's perfect.
Third, I don't do Dye-ing.
Fourth, I wear normal long pants.
Yea, i know i'm really normal.
And Five, I'm not a girl, and my hair is shorter. But! No More Beautiful girls in Nan Hwa anymore.

Even the Canteen has changed. The quantity become smaller, but the price did not go down. We have only one kind of Drinks. And even when they queue up, it reaches half of the canteen.

My friend, Z-Ow made a joke about the pant things
imagine your mum asking you:" son why didn't go school today?"
You:"I got expelled.."
Mum:"WHY????"
You:"Because I didn't wear my pants correctly."

I misses Mr. NG, I misses the canteen. I miss my old school.
But! This headmaster is Cool.... Not handsome, Just Cool.....

Oh My :)

The Social Network

What is a Social Network. Lets see, Friendster, MySpace and probably many more. But For the mean time, Facebook has become the worlds top social Network.

Everyone's gone crazy about it. Even me myself is logged in 12 hours a day. Yes. I knw, half my day is on facebook. But thats not the point. I turned it on , and check for updates whenever i passed the computer. Have you all watch The Social Network?

Yes! You dont get 500millions friends without making a few enemies. I agree with that. You see, Mark Zuckerberg is a hacker. And BTW, He's not Mark Zagazagakukubird. That just sounds wrong. But it does give a good laugh.

Theres this Sean Barker or Shawn Barker, or maybe something like that. Well, hes a big asshole to me. If you want to know? WATCH THE MOVIE! You're probably a facebook fan. Maybe you're not , but you would like to know the history , don't you?  To be Exact. The movie is quite complicated at first. But i understand the whole movie. Probably not everything, but more or less.

So get yourself out of the house, ride yourself. Don't use the car. Be Eco. Ride yourself to a DVD store or something , or maybe you could download it from the internet. AND WATCH IT!

Jesse Eisenberg did a great job acting as the main character, Mark Zuckerberg. But he speak too fast. But i get what he says. So Watch the movie.

Oh My :)

2011? New Year?

ITs @)!! . What? Whats @)!!? Look at your KeyBoard! Press Shift and press 2011 and thats what you get.

Yes ! It's a New YeaR! But does it rock? Yea! Totally. No! I lied. On the First day of 2011, i got bit by my dog on both of my thumbs. Why? Both my dog got into a fight, and i tried to separate them by carry-ing the lighter one. Who knows he gives a big bite. I knw theres some problem with the HE part. I like treating my dog as my brother, which makes it a person.

But New Year Kinda ROCKS! When you have your cousin JDude and Y-ish sleeping at your home. We count down ourselves. And watch movies.

Btw, today is Zero's Birthday. Happy Birthday Zero! And guess what? I got feed by my beloved fren Y-neh.

GGG! GIANT IS GOING GREEN! We are not allowed to use plastic bags on every Saturday! This is a good start.... I love GIANT NOW!

Use Less Plastic Bag

No Plastic Bag on Saturday! Aw.... Im so proud of you Giant.

When Me and my dad went to Giant for shopping. Guess What? We did not use any plastic bag at all! Claps.

Btw, did you notice the 'have a nice day :)' part on every post? It's like a slogan. Im gonna change it to 'Oh My :) ' from now on.

Oh My :)

Sleepover Parrrrrrtttt 3 Poinnnnnnnnnttttt 2!

I did say there'll be a 2nd day for the third sleepover. And here it is... Come on, give a clap. Clap Clap Clap.... come on la... LOuder! U don't want to? Then lets forget about the clapping. We will just go on to the SLEEP OVER PARRRRRRTTTT 3 POINNNNNNTTTT 2!

I'm so excited..... So excited! Why? Because we're going to be reading about the SLEEEP OVER PARRRRTTT3 POINNNNTTT 2! Yea! It has more hi tech thingy, more fails. And probably some wins for me and Y-ish. Not K-dawg. He just totally lost it!

Like always, we did not get our butts out of bed early! We're not early birds. What? I'm a pig? I like to sleep, sleeping doesnt make u a big fat pig la.... Sleeping Rules! During my wonderful sleep, someone called my house phone. 2 Times! I woke up on the second time, rushed down, and missed the phone. Awww.... Im pitiful , arent i? I grab the phone, since it is wireless, and bring it upstairs with me, so that i can sleep, and not miss the phone calls when it rings again. Who would know, my aunt called my hand phone, which is just beside the bed on the table where K-dawg is sleeping. Yes! I rushed down, cooked the rice, and went back to sleep.... Because my aunt will be sending the food to my house for our lunch. And i went back to sleep while K-dawg and Y-ish went down, playing facebook and someother things i don't know because i'm asleep for 2 more hours because i saw a GHOST!

No, no , no.... That isn't true. Just the ghost part . That is Sleepover PARRRRRRTTTT3 POINNNNNTTTT 3 . Did the ghost part scared you? No? Well, you have a hell big of a guts for not being scared. I'm not saying you're fat though.

I woke up, and open my eyes. The first thing i found out, K-Dawg wasn't by my side, so i went searching , with only my eye, not much of motion with my leg... i lift myself up and i saw K-dawg messing with the computer with My Shops. Its a game, it isnt really MY shop. Then i went back to sleep.

I Open my eyes again. And i don't need to search for K-Dawg this time. Because he's lying on the sofa, listening to songs with his earmuffs- like headphone. And then..... I went back to sleep again.

I open my eyes the third time, because this time K-dawg woke me up. Because my aunt called. I woke up and answered the phone. My Aunt was reminding me to cook the rice. I said ok, finish the call and ..... Went back to sleep again. I knw i keep sleeping, and im pretty much a pig , but u dont need to hurt my feelings that hard. Ouch!

I wake up again, but this time im not going back to dreamland again... Cause my AUNTS HERE! Oh my! I was like OH MY! I've not cooked rice. She called my name, i went out and open the side gate. She was like, rice cooked? Then i'm like, Nope. Then she was like , why? And i was like, I slept. Then She taught me a lesson, and we live happily ever after...

Are you serious about believing that? No! Of course it doesnt end there. My aunt went back home after putting the food on the table and continue to teach me a lesson , thats all. Well.... Today we did the same thing , eat, play. But today, we went to our Nan Hwa High School MARCHING BAND Passing out event.

Yes! Its Awesome.....

No, I lied.... It wasnt awesome, because i can only listen. And i dont like staying idle, just listening to song. No, I don't like it. I rather go up stage, hit some drums randomly and DesTROY IT! Yea, i knw my e and s is not in capital. Does it matter? I went because my Friend , JXDuDE asked me to go. I probably slept during the passing out. Im just kidding, I played handphone games. YAY! We went back as soon as they finish! Nah, i lied again. We went for Burgers. And We went back to my house.

Tonight we sleep in my previous bed room, or the so called "Shrek Room" by my cousin. Before we went to sleep, which is 4 O'clock. K-dawg was sleeping by my left, and Y-ish my right. I was looking and smiling at K-dawg when he suddenly open his eyes and got frighten. Yes, frighten of my face. NOOBISH! Then i was like talking to him. And Y-ish, which he didnt noticed crawled away. Crawled to his behind, and lie behind him. Then i told him to look behind, and he got frighten again. His got frighten like he was laughing. So we ended the day by sleeping, and the other continues as the first pharagraph.

SLEEPOVER PARRRRRTTTT 3 OFFICIALLLLLLYYYY ENDED!

BTW, me and K-dawg got this FeedJit thing for our blog, and we're like laughing at each other .

Have a nice day :)