Mr.C
Age: I don't Know
Occupation: I don't know
WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT HIS BIODATA! He won me over physics with his funny jokes. Actually , no. I love physics because of the topic relativity. But anyhow, the jokes are one of the thing that makes me listen to his class. He can get him self out of topic and into it like magic. Maybe not magic, but the jokes are really really funny.
Here's some example:
WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT HIS BIODATA! He won me over physics with his funny jokes. Actually , no. I love physics because of the topic relativity. But anyhow, the jokes are one of the thing that makes me listen to his class. He can get him self out of topic and into it like magic. Maybe not magic, but the jokes are really really funny.
Here's some example:
- Fish are the most stupid animal on earth. Gold fish are the stupidest fish of all. They are so stupid they eat till they die. Why? Because gold fish has only 2 second memory. When they eat, chomp chomp. They forgot they just eaten and eat again, chomp chomp, and then they forget again. Thats why they eat till they are bloated and float on the water and die.(SAD CASE)
- Sardin is also really stupid. They are small, so they swim in a round together in a big group so they appear big. But when a bird come, the bird will think 'Wa. One big group of fish!' Then the bird sapu lo.
- Fish is considered the second smart after human being. Why? I bet you don't know. Because they go to SCHOOL
- Dolphin and whales can use high frequency to talk to their girl friend. Why? Arent they suppose to be stupid? Well, They are not stupid because they are not fish, they are mammals. They do things like us, communicate and eat.
- (After Fish jokes, he did some other jokes.) Last time got one boy, he ask the teacher, where is the intestine located, the teacher pointed and mention the stomach. Then the boy say, then when people get pregnant, they become camel lo. Because if the intestine is in the front, the urethra should be behind.( Imagine someone pregnant that has a hunch at the back.)
- Last time, the doctors uses X-ray to see if a baby is a boy or not, then they uses Ultrasonic. But how do they actually determine one is a boy or a girl. Of course not look at the worm la. The look at the scrotum. The worm so small how you see? Unless the babys a negro.
- ( AND THE ULTIMATE ONE, that killed everyone because of too much laughing)Nowadays people very racist one, call indian ki li ngia, then say racist. Eat pork, they say racist. Drive CRV , they say racist, what also they say racist, unlike last time, we use to sing that song. (Then he stopped talking and everyone was asking what song?) That song la. (Then he started singing) ♪Mangali's one are long , One kali one potong. Negro's one are strong, Indian one like sotong. ♪ (Everybody went wild) You think last time like now so racist a? Last time got one indian talk to one chinese. " You think you chinese very hebat a? You think you chinese very strong a? Your one a, ♪like sotong ♪. (AND THE CLASS WENT WILD!)
These are most of it that was mention that day. I kind of forgotten it since its a few days already , so they are some mistakes in it. Yea, Physics is awesome. I know, give a big clap to physics! ( Click interesting if you like physics! Yeah!)
FYI, Chinese new year is coming, and we LEOs of Nan Hwa, well, a few of us gave new year cards to the teachers! Hooray! 
ENJOY YOUR MEAL! AT ABM 3
Btw, me and my friends actually Strip EH-Lick! He's such a friendly teacher. Don't blame him for what we done, because its us!
BTWBTW! Have a GREAT AND HAPPY BUGS BUNNY YEAR!
OH MY :)
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