Biology!

Biology. A subject that every pure science stream student have to suffer from it in Malaysia. In other countries? Maybe from primary.

You see, Our Biology teacher is maybe so Perv he decided to start from Chapter 4, reproduction. Maybe he isn't a perv maybe he is.

Who would know that there will be 4 ovum thing that become ovum in the end. But the other three become polar body, and dies away. Well, That's what they teach. Learn the Army Theory of Biology and you will know what happens to the Ovum.

Army Theory of Biology.
#1
1 Ovum left.
Why is there only one ovum left after 4 is produce. The teacher teach you that the other ovum turns into polar body. But actually when 4 of the ovum is produce, there will be a shoot down. Yes! A shoot down. Every that girl things has 3 bullets. They will shoot three ovums. Thats why there are 1 left. Some women don't have ovums. Why? Because when they were give birth, their that thing can produce 4 bullets in one menstrual cycle instead of 3.

#2
Twins.
Twins are formed when the zygote is broken into 2 . But why and how? Actually, when the zygote forms they have to pass a test. They have to swim pass a BIG KNIFE. Most are careful and lucky, thats why they passed it safely and no Twins are formed. But some aren't that lucky. Some are bad at timing and, Swoosh! Break into 2. Twins are formed. This explains why there are even 10 babies look alike which came from the same mother which is just like twins (Sorry, arent good at words). Its not that the zygote timing is bad. It's just that their fate is they could only move at. 0.000000000000002mm/sec. Alot of 0's. They swim so slow, the knife just managed to chop it into 10 pieces . Then ten babies came.

Thank you for reading this awesome piece of The Army Theory of Biology. Thus making you less stupid

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