Mushroom

Have you ever eaten a mushroom? That cute little stick with a cap on top?

Yea, This mushroom. This skinny little mushroom with a big cap.

I met him, when I decided to help Jet on guiding the Marching Team for Our School's Teen Cadet. I was not a member, In fact I was another uniform society member. But

Party Anyone?!

It's just another Party..... 


SO FREAKISHLY UNTRUE! THIS PARTY IS AWESOME! Starting with a capital D, Sorry an A.


It all started with well..... Y-ish inviting me to his party. And then it all started.

I went to wonderful gift with Ck. We ended up buying a freaking cute Domo

We bought one that is bigger than this alot. And the fur is much nicer.I know it's gay, but we actually wanted to hug it . I went back with the gift , and have a nice rest by watching cartoon. And when 7 strikes the clock. I'm off to Y-ish house. 

I was the first one to reach there. No one else, except of course Y-ish, and his cousin starting the fire. So i waited for the others to come. After awhile, KV , K-Dawg, WS, CG, HC, WH, Be-en, CK, JW, HR,HQ, MY, SD, JY, came. And that's all of it, Except for SC, He so totally put my aeroplane, for reasons though. So i forgive him. We started cooking chicken , and started eating. I know this is what normal people does, But the fun part is yet to come. 

After a whole lot of Barbeque-ing and eating, all of us went into the house and watched Final Destination. There's this chocolate liquor thing which is alcoholic that all of us ate. I ate it hoping i goes high, But i didn't . CK did not dare eat it because i said after eating , he will get so high, everytime someone dies in Final Destination, he would go so high, he would say oh yea! So he decided not to eat it. 

We talked and talked, But the fun and funny part for all of us is actually the sms thing. Oh my, you should be there. But then , I promised to keep it a secret.

So this is it, I know, i didn't mention the best part. But just to let you know.

It Was GREAT AWESOME!

Btw, I still wants to hug that DOMO

Oh My =]

Sleepover part 2

Yea!! Pillow fight! What? Pillow fights are for girls? Who cares if i'm a girl or a sissy.... You can't stop me from pillow fighting because it is fun. Haven't you have pillow fight during sleepover's? What!!? You haven't ? Such pityful. Come here, i will give you a hug so that you don't feel sad. What? You don't want my hug? Come on... I insist.

Yea.....!! Yea.....!! Yea............!! Sleepover! I can't believe it, but i'm having a sleepover. Actually no, i believe it. And it's EXTREMELY fun . J Dude just came over to my house for the sleepover. And we have tonnes of fun with naruto little fighter and psp battling, although i kept losing. What? I'm a noob? It isn't easy , you know? What? You insist i sucks at it? Ok, i admit, i kind of suck at it. Wait! What am i doing? Stop making me embarass myself man. This is foxy... Man!

So we ended that day with a little something called go back home. Go back home is not a name? Well? Who cares? Greg from meet the parents has a real name called Gaylord Focker, did he complain? Ok he did? Even that can be someone's name, why cant go back home be a name? By the way, meet the parents is really funny, the second one is meet the Fockers. And there's a new one coming this month called meet the little Fockers. It's really funny, i will give a review about it later on. I won't? Mark my words! I will!
This post don't ends here. There's more sleepover.

Once upon a time.... There lives 3 princ..... What am i talking? Gay talk? You're gay for saying me that. Ok! So this is the third day since the last sleep over. I have running nose , but i still went out with my sister to breadforest. Its not a forest that is made out of trees. It's just a name, remember what i told you about names? Gaylord focker? Yea, theh put names... Names exist everywhere. You'll become a serial killer if you don't have a name. Why? Because when the CIA want to find your info when you kill someone. They cant do anything, because they can't type in a name. Or if they press enter, they wont see any names on the screen. And this is the advantage of not having a name. But enough of that. Lets continue with the sleepover. I ate supreme cabonara. Actually, no... It's just normal carbonara. It taste good, but too salty, and not really carbonara. I think they shoulg call it something else? What? I'm food-ist? I dont hate food. I know im picky, but is it a crime? I went out with my sisters and her friends, but unlucky me, there's only SSX, the only boy. And the rest are all girls. I'm like, where have the others gone? Where's Mr Porn? Where's B Head? Where's my girl friend? No, not the last one actually.

SSX is vegetarian, and he ordered vegetarian carbonara. Same as mine, but i have ham. Later on, we went fetching Y-ish to go to marina island together since he's sleeping at my house for the sleepover later on. He came in with a bag with his laptop and a corn he's biting with his mouth.

We went to marina and the first thing i thought of is WATER! I need water! I'm blood thirsty! Ok, maybe not blood thirsty, but i'm really thirsty. Jump in the sea since it's just by the sea? I'm not suiciding... I'm just in need of water. We walk past a malay stall, i bought a cup of Milo, and Y-ish bought ice-cream. Vanilla ice-cream on a cone. I probably used a plastic cup and not being eco? Plastic cup is the only thing they offer, i would love to bring my tupperware to fill my tupperware if i remember. So stop being a hater, we go eco slowly ma. With baby steps ma.

We bought kites to fly it, but there's no wind, so we end up holding it without even opening it. What? Waste of money? And weird too? Marina island has the strongest land breeze at night . So why there's no wind? Maybe i'm just unlucky. And it's not weird. Flying kite is fun, anytime, any where, anyhow. Try it for yourself, if you could even fly it. Muahahahahaha, im evil, aren't i?

Before we went back, the girls went to the toilet. We went too. Of course we went to the boys toilet. What do you think? We barge into the girls toilet? You are such a perv. But when we came out, we thought they've not yet come out, so i bought a vanilla chocolate mixed ice-cream. I'm disgusting? And gay? I washed my hands, till it's sparkling clean before i bought it la. Ok, maybe not exactly sparkling clean. Come on la, sparkling clean, you can make your hands sparkling, i call you master. And for your information, vanilla - chocalate mixed ice - cream is not gay. Maybe a little. But it do im a gay. People have freedom alright? Freedom to eat also la.

Who knows the girls went into the car and drive around while we sat there for 30 minutes. They are evil i tell you, E. V. I. L. What? It's not them evil? But me stupid? Come on la, how would we know? Maybe they have bladder problems? Have you all ever seen me eating ice -cream? Cause my both of them says i sucks at eating ice-cream. The ice-cream just seems to melt real fast and it fllow around the cone, and it dripped on my shirt and mouth. I'm not a noob at eating ice-cream, it just melt really fast.

After 30 minutes of rubbish talking, the girls finally called SSX. And we found out we got fooled. Not because i'm noob or gay man, stop the noob and gay stuff. We went back to the car and got laughed at, so we enjoyed the laugh together. Everyone is fetch back to their home by my sister except for me and Y-ish.
Jdude came when we reach home.

To make things short. We Played Maple, Got ourself a hell lot of Rebirth, And they slept 2 days, and alot of bull shitting. YEAH!

Oh my =]

CNY Fun, Cousin N You! Fun

Who told you CNY is fun? Well , no it's not. Unless you have COUSINS with ya! Hell Yeah. The most Happy part of my CNY, was spending time with my cousin. No matter what we do, Gambling, Eating, Annoying -ing, Irritating -ing. Yes, those word does not exist. But you know what i mean, COUSINs ARE THE BEST! For me that is. Mostly cousins from my mother's side

To be exact. CNY does not go well for me at the start. It's like, I've got nothing to do. You know what? After getting Ang Pows from my father's side. I went for basketball. No kidding. Its the First DAY! Of CNY man! And I went for Basketball. But the cool thing was, i saw a guy, riding a Rock Bike(i call it Rock Bike because it really does ROCK!)

And then Chu 2 comes, Which means the second day of CNY. And , it's the same. Till my cousin came back home. My cousin, which consists of Ann-ny , Chin-s, and JGenie came back to sitiawan. T-Duck came back 1 week earlier. We went to Jdude house for Firecrackers. JDude's brother, Ray-man, Sisters, ABell, and JJ played fire crackers together too. But Sadly, T-Duck went out with his friends or something. We played till we drop, I almost got my ear drums broken. Then we went back to Gamble.

The next day, Ray-man took me and Jdude out for Ang Pows. Yes, It's all about the money. Actually... No, its about the fun of getting the Ang Pows, and we did bad at it. We've only got 5. I know. FAILURE! But we had fun though. We came back to my house, with Y-ish. We played Jenga, a block game. We OWN the game at first. But then we Failed after JDude show some of his skills.

My cousins came back. And Gamble again. We played Black Jack at first, and there's this part where i Wanna get 5 cards. I got two 4s, and then a 2, and an A, and then a Freaking 10. I was like, Waaaaa, when i got the 2, And Waaaa again when i got that A, but then i freaking say, Waaaaaaahat the hell? When i got the 10, Who knows i would get 21, and i got triple the pay. And then we played in between. I was like, Hell i wan to 'Sai Lan'. I forgot what it's called and i said 'Lau Sai' and 'Lan Sai' which means diarrhea and something. Y-ish, was like, play half way , play computer to recharge his luck. At first i was quite fed up of losing , i went for a bath. It does help. A little. I kept irritate and annoy T-duck because he was the banker. Ray-man skipped gambling with us around 12 o'clock, because he have to go gamble with his friends (man, it's all about gambling)

We gamble all the way till 1 o'clock. Jdude went back with his family and fetch Y-ish back too. I got so hungry, i keep asking T-duck to take me to Mcdonald. I was like, I'm gonna die already. And then i eat a chocolate to keep me alive for 30 minutes. After 1 hour, T-duck finally took all of us out to Mcdonald. But my Sister, Fish , drove us there instead of him. I ate a Big Mac! Ann-ny and my little Sis, Pooh Bear shared a Prosperity burger. T-Duck, Chin-s and JGenie was like, Talking about pervertic stuff. Talk till we reached home.

We decided not to sleep that day because it's the last day for the KL's Cousin and we have to wake up at 5 since we have to go to Ipoh at 6 for Breakfast and it's 3.30 already. So we talked Ghost Stories, and T-Duck's School Days. And Guess what? When we were talking about ghost stories. Chin-s Suddenly jump on Ann-ny, she said someone punched her butt from the chair. And her Freaking Laptop is like Blinking every few minutes. It Kind of scared the Guts out of us.

It was around 5 when my mum suddenly walked out of the stairs and shouted 'Boo'. I wasn't scared. I'm serious! I screamed because Ann-ny and JGenie and Chin-s was shouting so loud. I got in the mood of shouting. I'm sure im not scared.

We got ourselves ready and went to Ipoh. On the way, Chin-s and Jgenie was talking about Boy Friend stuff. And it made me unable to fall asleep. We ate and The KL Dudes and Dudettes went back.

A whole day of not sleeping really sucks all my energy. But then I still play Computer for 4 hours and went for basketball. I got so tired. I can't even run. And before Dinner, I keep doze of. But i got Hyper after Dinner. But still, I went to bed because the next day was school day. But I try really hard convincing my mum to go to KL to send T-Duck off to the Airport.

At School! I SLEPT FOR 3 Periods! No Kidding, I'm not the sleeping kind in school, I'm more towards the Hyper type. But I slept for 3 Periods! And then I feel Refreshed. I copy homework and messed around . When I was having my Chinese Period, My mum came and told me, Get your teacher to sign this and we're off to KL.

At KL , I met The KL Dudettes again. After T-Duck told me about some Job Things. I decided to Change my Dreams and continue them alittle later. We reached the airport around 9 and T-Duck Checked in. We said our Good Bye, and gave hugs. Tell you a secret(I would've cried if i was a girl, Fortunately, I arent) We head back for home sweet home because my dad decided not to stay in KL.

I MISS YOU COUSINS! You know what? You don't know what, and I'm not gonna tell you for the Mean time... 

Oh My =]

Sleepover Parrrrrrtttt 3 Poinnnnnnnnnttttt 2!

I did say there'll be a 2nd day for the third sleepover. And here it is... Come on, give a clap. Clap Clap Clap.... come on la... LOuder! U don't want to? Then lets forget about the clapping. We will just go on to the SLEEP OVER PARRRRRRTTTT 3 POINNNNNNTTTT 2!

I'm so excited..... So excited! Why? Because we're going to be reading about the SLEEEP OVER PARRRRTTT3 POINNNNTTT 2! Yea! It has more hi tech thingy, more fails. And probably some wins for me and Y-ish. Not K-dawg. He just totally lost it!

Like always, we did not get our butts out of bed early! We're not early birds. What? I'm a pig? I like to sleep, sleeping doesnt make u a big fat pig la.... Sleeping Rules! During my wonderful sleep, someone called my house phone. 2 Times! I woke up on the second time, rushed down, and missed the phone. Awww.... Im pitiful , arent i? I grab the phone, since it is wireless, and bring it upstairs with me, so that i can sleep, and not miss the phone calls when it rings again. Who would know, my aunt called my hand phone, which is just beside the bed on the table where K-dawg is sleeping. Yes! I rushed down, cooked the rice, and went back to sleep.... Because my aunt will be sending the food to my house for our lunch. And i went back to sleep while K-dawg and Y-ish went down, playing facebook and someother things i don't know because i'm asleep for 2 more hours because i saw a GHOST!

No, no , no.... That isn't true. Just the ghost part . That is Sleepover PARRRRRRTTTT3 POINNNNNTTTT 3 . Did the ghost part scared you? No? Well, you have a hell big of a guts for not being scared. I'm not saying you're fat though.

I woke up, and open my eyes. The first thing i found out, K-Dawg wasn't by my side, so i went searching , with only my eye, not much of motion with my leg... i lift myself up and i saw K-dawg messing with the computer with My Shops. Its a game, it isnt really MY shop. Then i went back to sleep.

I Open my eyes again. And i don't need to search for K-Dawg this time. Because he's lying on the sofa, listening to songs with his earmuffs- like headphone. And then..... I went back to sleep again.

I open my eyes the third time, because this time K-dawg woke me up. Because my aunt called. I woke up and answered the phone. My Aunt was reminding me to cook the rice. I said ok, finish the call and ..... Went back to sleep again. I knw i keep sleeping, and im pretty much a pig , but u dont need to hurt my feelings that hard. Ouch!

I wake up again, but this time im not going back to dreamland again... Cause my AUNTS HERE! Oh my! I was like OH MY! I've not cooked rice. She called my name, i went out and open the side gate. She was like, rice cooked? Then i'm like, Nope. Then she was like , why? And i was like, I slept. Then She taught me a lesson, and we live happily ever after...

Are you serious about believing that? No! Of course it doesnt end there. My aunt went back home after putting the food on the table and continue to teach me a lesson , thats all. Well.... Today we did the same thing , eat, play. But today, we went to our Nan Hwa High School MARCHING BAND Passing out event.

Yes! Its Awesome.....

No, I lied.... It wasnt awesome, because i can only listen. And i dont like staying idle, just listening to song. No, I don't like it. I rather go up stage, hit some drums randomly and DesTROY IT! Yea, i knw my e and s is not in capital. Does it matter? I went because my Friend , JXDuDE asked me to go. I probably slept during the passing out. Im just kidding, I played handphone games. YAY! We went back as soon as they finish! Nah, i lied again. We went for Burgers. And We went back to my house.

Tonight we sleep in my previous bed room, or the so called "Shrek Room" by my cousin. Before we went to sleep, which is 4 O'clock. K-dawg was sleeping by my left, and Y-ish my right. I was looking and smiling at K-dawg when he suddenly open his eyes and got frighten. Yes, frighten of my face. NOOBISH! Then i was like talking to him. And Y-ish, which he didnt noticed crawled away. Crawled to his behind, and lie behind him. Then i told him to look behind, and he got frighten again. His got frighten like he was laughing. So we ended the day by sleeping, and the other continues as the first pharagraph.

SLEEPOVER PARRRRRTTTT 3 OFFICIALLLLLLYYYY ENDED!

BTW, me and K-dawg got this FeedJit thing for our blog, and we're like laughing at each other .

Have a nice day :)

Sleepover! Parrrrtttt 3!

Yes! We're gay again, we're being gay with the sleepover, man! This is the 3rd sleepover by the way, the last 2 havent been posted since it's still incomplete. It's not that i'm lazy or something, it's just because i'm super lazy . And yes! Sleepover aren't gay! Treat this as the second post after i posted the first sleepover. Thank you! Yes! We're being gay again, with pillow fights? No! We're being gay with languages and technology. This sleepover is all about technology and info's . So you can call this a hi-tech sleepover. Nah! I'm just saying, this is just a normal sleepover with more type of games, more comedy, but less fun. Yes! It is a little lesss fun than the last sleepover which is the 2nd one with Y-ish and J Dude. Because of the involving of naruto battling which consist of father and son and master and disciple battle. No.... This sleepover doesn't consist much of that, but we did laugh alot too...

This sleepover started with the coming of 4 asses coming to my house! Nah, i'm just joking, they are not asses, they are pure dudes! Not duddettes! Dudes, 4 pure LEO dudes coming to my house for the ECO christmas project this friday. D-boy came first, and then came V-thief , after they played naruto little fighters for awhile. Little fighters are cool man! Stop hating and start loving! Then came Y-ish and K-dawg, not together though . And don't ask why Y-ish can come all the time. You really want to? Well, we're brothers ma. Long lost brother. No, i'm just kidding. He's not my long lost brother. After a few hours of working, we got the centre of the cardboard X'mas tree finish, and it's only 25% of everything. And i have to finish all 75% in 2 days, plus a santa suit. Oh my, help!

V-thief and D-boy went back. And Y-ish and K-Dawg will be sleeping over. During dinner my dad cooked egg, and we have seaweed soup and vege cooked by my beloved Popo, and brought to my house by my aunt. Oh, so caring of them. But they prefer the fried egg, yea, i prefer the fry egg too, because i dont like seaweed, nor vege. I do love the brocolli and the meat in the soup though. After eating we went hi-tech playing. Yes! Computers. We played my shops, and happy tribe and island god. Yea, i know, it's just some boring facebook game. But there aren't any other game other then K-Dawg's NidoMS which bored 2 of us just by looking. But then Y-ish went japanese hunting . Yes! It all starts with ichi, ni, san, yon , go , roku, nana, hachi, kyuu, jiu to watashi wa anata no Chichida, which is written by me, and some other bad words like kutabare, usero, and gei, and even anata wa doseiai-shoda. Believe me , you don't want to know. You want? Be above 18 first. I'm not 18? Yea, you're right, but i wrote it. 3 of us was like posting in facebook, in japanese, and we 3 were like commenting to each other post using only japanese, acting like pros. You know what? We are pro! What? We aren't? Well, anata wa doseiai-shoda. Take that!

After the whole epic success of our japanese talking, we went focker watching. Yes! Focker watching, haven't heard of that? Well, we watched meet the parents while eating chips and sausages. They weren't really interested at first, but the sausages really attracted them . They watch the whole show, laughing out loud too, admitting that i'm right. Yea i knw, i'm a pro! :) It was around 2.30 or maybe even later when we finish Focker watching. My sister who is actually going to China and was in KL actually replied my sms after 1 day, i asked her if she took the Focker's CD, but i found it before she even replied. She asked me to see if the my Fluffy, Chubby, and Doggy have dog feeds in their bowls. Im incharge of my cute little pets since they are going on vacation leaving me and my dad at home. Nope, they're not evil. I chose to not go. So you can't blame on them, although i really feel like going now. Poor me! I checked my pets, and feed them, i know its late, but they have no feed in their bowls, maybe i forgot. Maybe my dad already feed them. Who knows? So i fed them . I went back into the house, saying Oyasumi to every online facebook friends, and then i went bathing and we ended the day like that....

.No! I'm not finish, we did off the light, but we weren't asleep. We slept in the furniture, we sleep together, side by side, gay-ishly. No, i'm just kidding. I put my leg on them, Y-ish went doing somethings you guys should not know. And its not sex! So don't think bad. And we were talking about K-Dawg's penis glowing, and you wouldn't want to know the rest.

So that's all for the first day. The second day will be on the next post, or maybe a few more next. Let's just see. Here's K-Dawgs blog which is whosyerdaddie.blogspot.com

Have a nice day :)

Kids Are Quick

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I "
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's ... Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE MEDICINE FOR THE SOUL !!

Jokes

LOL.... Today is kinda sad cause i did not get the part in the handball competition... Quite sad i am. But anyhow, my sister asked me to be the OC also known as Official Chairperson of the something Leo NewsLetter. And I have to find 2 articles, one related to H1n1, and one related to dengue. Then i need to look for some Jokes too... SO i went google-ing and found a website . Jokes, I did not found some jokes that interest me at first, but later on i search for jokes about Little Johnny, and it is really Funny... Here's some of them... If u dun understand, ask me, cause i understand them

1.While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

2.Little Johnny asks his mother her age.
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse.
When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"

3.A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."Mary answers, "He's in my heart."Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this."Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"


4.A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."


5.One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knew that he had an ''advanced'' vocabulary for his age, so she was trying to avoid calling on him. When the teacher asked for a word beginning with "A", Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher knew he would say "ass" so she called on Mary Lou, who said ''apple".
This continued through most of the alphabet, because his teacher knew that there was a cuss word that Johnny would say for every letter of the alphabet. Then she got to ''R''. She thought for a moment, but couldn't think of any cuss words that began with R, so she called on Johnny.

''R is for rats - big FUCKING rats, with twelve-inch cocks!''

The Gay Statement

G.A.Y, that's how i spell gays, and probably everyone else. But who know, some might spell it as G.A.Y.Z , for they are probably gay too.

Gay, this word is used to describe a person for liking another person which have the same sex as the person, kind of confusing ain't it. If i am not mistaken, Gay is the short form word of HOMOSEXUAL! And that's really GAY. Most people uses the word gay to define a man loving another man, and please, gay is someone loving people of the same sex. A man which is ultimately sissy isn't gay, for he might love the opposite sex instead of the same sex. But if someone is gay and sissy-ish , then i would call him ultimately GAY-ISH.

Being gay is probably because of that certain people having unstabalized hormon affecting their brain. Which makes them like a person which have the same sex as he is . And they probably does anal sex the whole day, which my sivics teacher taught me in malay, 'Liawak' or something, but she says' JALAN BELAKANG' . It's like WTF? the back way is just like so disgusting.

5C's

NO MORE 5C'S
BUT NEW 5B'S in Singapore


Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK

I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :

Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?

B - BMW

B - Body

B - Brain

B - Billionaire

B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's ......................

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasi (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent...

Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living : 12345
1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of Singapore anyway )
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Melayu 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be opposite to Singapore's theory ma
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost Govt. flat

Jokes

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its

recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for
it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model..

The women won.

Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a sense of humor.

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ʎƃuıɥʇ uʍop ǝpısdn

I played facebook and someone suggested me a page, 'uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ' . I did not do anything serious, but i actually do according to what it says and suggested all my friend. But its a total fake, cause i saw a link beside, that means i don't even need to suggest anything.... But who cares, i got the Website to write upside down.....

˙˙˙˙˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ǝʇısqǝʍ ǝɥʇ ʇoƃ ı 'sǝɹɐɔ oɥʍ ʇnq ˙˙˙˙ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʇsǝƃƃns oʇ pǝǝu uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ı suɐǝɯ ʇɐɥʇ 'ǝpısǝq ʞuıן ɐ ʍɐs ı ǝsnɐɔ 'ǝʞɐɟ ןɐʇoʇ ɐ sʇı ʇnq ˙puǝıɹɟ ʎɯ ןןɐ pǝʇsǝƃƃns puɐ sʎɐs ʇı ʇɐɥʍ oʇ ƃuıpɹoɔɔɐ op ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ı ʇnq 'snoıɹǝs ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ op ʇou pıp ı ˙ ,how to type upside down, 'ǝƃɐd ɐ ǝɯ pǝʇsǝƃƃns ǝuoǝɯos puɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ pǝʎɐןd ı

This is the Link

Theres even a link for turning your whole computer upside down in that link, Which is this link.... But that does not work for my computer.

Weow To the RESCUE

ANIMAL RESCUE

Rescuers: Keith Lim Wei Luen

Sia Kee Soon
Rescued: CAT a.k.a Weow

Today we went for basketball with our friends, and had alot of fun. Our friend Yee Hxxx obtain some severe damage to his brain for charging the ball and hitting his head with the ball at full strength, talk about Serious Funny SCENE.... Man you should see that.

Everyone went home, except for us, Me,and Kee Soon. We walked and walked till we reached the side of the cinema , then a cat started follow us. We thought that it would just follow for some metres. We're so wrong about that, it follow us till well, everywhere we walked. Ditching it is so cruel , so we did the good thing. We decided to rear it. The thing is, I want to rear it but i cant. Imagine it, A poor Kitty in a house full of BIG, Mad Ferocious Dogs.... Okay okay, not the Big , Mad and Ferocious, But still they will bark at it till its ass drop. My little Fluffy barked at a cockroach , who know what it will do to a cat. By the way, my family member don't like cats, except for me that is.... I like all kind of animals.

So we decided to take it to Kee Soon's house, eventhough cats are not allowed in their house, but living in a back street is way better than living with dogs. I so want to ditch them and walk home, but the thing is 1) Kee Soon don't touch cats
2) I have a kind heart... hahas
3) The main point, The cats like me more and only follow me!!!! We even
an experiment

So it ended up in Kee Soon's House.... We fed him and i walk back, but it follow me... Then MIRACLE appear.

Kee Soon Picked up the cat and give me 5 second time to make a run. I did it, and now i am back home.

Saving An Animal sure is a Fun and Nice thing to do.... We should create a club


Animal Rescuers

I could smell it!!!

I know i look gay, pls dont laugh man....