Smile!

Have you ever heard a really easy task called smiling? Smiling is like the best thing for a person. So let me ask you. Are you smiling now? Have you ever seen someone smile? Everytime I see someone smile, I feel so awesome! Its like, He's Smiling! Oh my God, This is awesome!

Party Anyone?!

It's just another Party..... 


SO FREAKISHLY UNTRUE! THIS PARTY IS AWESOME! Starting with a capital D, Sorry an A.


It all started with well..... Y-ish inviting me to his party. And then it all started.

I went to wonderful gift with Ck. We ended up buying a freaking cute Domo

We bought one that is bigger than this alot. And the fur is much nicer.I know it's gay, but we actually wanted to hug it . I went back with the gift , and have a nice rest by watching cartoon. And when 7 strikes the clock. I'm off to Y-ish house. 

I was the first one to reach there. No one else, except of course Y-ish, and his cousin starting the fire. So i waited for the others to come. After awhile, KV , K-Dawg, WS, CG, HC, WH, Be-en, CK, JW, HR,HQ, MY, SD, JY, came. And that's all of it, Except for SC, He so totally put my aeroplane, for reasons though. So i forgive him. We started cooking chicken , and started eating. I know this is what normal people does, But the fun part is yet to come. 

After a whole lot of Barbeque-ing and eating, all of us went into the house and watched Final Destination. There's this chocolate liquor thing which is alcoholic that all of us ate. I ate it hoping i goes high, But i didn't . CK did not dare eat it because i said after eating , he will get so high, everytime someone dies in Final Destination, he would go so high, he would say oh yea! So he decided not to eat it. 

We talked and talked, But the fun and funny part for all of us is actually the sms thing. Oh my, you should be there. But then , I promised to keep it a secret.

So this is it, I know, i didn't mention the best part. But just to let you know.

It Was GREAT AWESOME!

Btw, I still wants to hug that DOMO

Oh My =]

Gay! Not Dangerous!

GAY! YOU'RE GAY? NO..... I USED TO LOVE YOU! This are so epic gay sentence. Dear everyone, My name is Professor. Kumimatelongairjohnnydangledeep Oceanoidlongpournotgayman. Yes Nice to meet all of you. Today , we're gonna talk about

GAY


No, It's not about you being gay. No! Its not about me being gay too.

Is gay a crime? Is gay Guilty? Do you like to laugh at gays? Do you want to smack their heads on the wall when someone act gayish? Yes , you do want to do that! But no! You're wrong! What's wrong with that? You're gay for doing that. And I'm not gay for protecting the Gays. Im not gay.  I'm just friendly.

Yes! What's wrong with being gay? Gay has freedom too. Infact, sometimes ungay people acts more gay than gay people. To be exact. Gay is not all that gay when it comes to pattern.

Infact, I call myself gay when i deny i'm in love with someone. Who doesnt deny, Just their denying aren't that effective if they don't mention the gay word. But seriously, I'm not gay.

So respect the gayness! Infact, Respect everyone. But not rapist.

You've learn something, that make yourself alittle less stupid

Oh My =]

Leo Business

What did i tell you? LEO IS THE BEST! For me. I can't say Leo is the best for everyone though. Actually it all comes from within you la. Some Freaking Leos from our school ( No offense) JUST WANT SOME FREAKING CERTS! And They can't even be counted as Leo. Freaking Bastards! FYI , We do charity, Not do charity to give out Certs!

But then, I had my fun time with LEOs. Especially during projects. And with the Leos from other Schools. Last Saturday, I attended The IP (International President) 's Banquet. It was fun man! Well... There is this part where our DC Lion Alan scared me. He said , Kui tei zou meh ye gam jing ye? Never mind, Justin tonight gao tim kui tei, Go down south a Justin. (It means, Why are they so quiet? Never mind, Justin tonight go finish them) And the Scary part, Is by finish, he meant use Air Oil to rub on our stomach and makes us suffer. And Believe me, It is Scary.

Well, During the banquet I took a Photo with the IP! And Lots of PDG ( Past district Governors) With our Team IMNC! ROAR!

It's 12.30 when we got to the hotel. KYen made the awesomest joke of the day. 

KYen:I thought Penang got alot of ghost de.

MacTuna: What Ghost?

KYen: Neh, got one story the girl's blood white colour de

Me: Mahsuri

MacTuna:What the hell? MAHSURI IS LANGKAWI! Get the Facts Right!

Yea, Mahsuri is from Langkawi, Not Penang. Yea, I learn alot from MacTuna that day. Especially Geography. Do you know that Perak is the first richest state of all? They got the car first, Thats why Perak car starts from A. Yes. Facts!

When we got to the hotel, ALion Told us to get our butts out at 1.30. To go For Har MEE! We bathed and come out, and went into ALion's room with JBoss. JBoss sat beside VBox, And started rubbing his ass.

JBoss: Ngo hou Tou ngo, ngo yiu sek Har Meen A( I'm really Hungry, I wan to eat Prawn Mee)

VBox: Ngo geh si fatt mg hai Har Meen a ( My Ass ain't Prawn Mee)

We went out to eat Har Meen. I'm like kinda sleepy and unconcious, I think i Kinda sound rude when I talk to ALion. So sorry. I ate that Har Mee until my whole mouth Feel like burning. I'm not really used with spicy stuff.

I got energize at first, But when we got back and lie on the bed. I feel sleepy. So i slept.

The 2nd day is better. We got ourselves up. Checked out. And we went to Old Town for breakfast. Alot of Penang Leos are there. We like, Talk for 4 Hours. There's a few funny part though.

VBox: You like which girl in your school?

Me: I don't

VBox: Why? 

Me: I'm gay

(He turned to JBoss)

VBox: What? What? JBox, li ko self admit, ji kei hai G-A-Y. ( This self admit, He is G-A-Y)

JBoss: Meh a? (What?)

VBox: G.A.Y

JBoss : (Looked at me) Mg gan yiu , ngo tei mg wui Pei si lei. (Don't worry, we won't look down on you)

BTW, I'm Speaking Cantonese In School everyday, so that my cantonese improve, and i can communicate more with my Leo Buddies. 

BTW BTW, INSANITY ® Is AWESOME! And Hard!

Oh My =]

CNY Fun, Cousin N You! Fun

Who told you CNY is fun? Well , no it's not. Unless you have COUSINS with ya! Hell Yeah. The most Happy part of my CNY, was spending time with my cousin. No matter what we do, Gambling, Eating, Annoying -ing, Irritating -ing. Yes, those word does not exist. But you know what i mean, COUSINs ARE THE BEST! For me that is. Mostly cousins from my mother's side

To be exact. CNY does not go well for me at the start. It's like, I've got nothing to do. You know what? After getting Ang Pows from my father's side. I went for basketball. No kidding. Its the First DAY! Of CNY man! And I went for Basketball. But the cool thing was, i saw a guy, riding a Rock Bike(i call it Rock Bike because it really does ROCK!)

And then Chu 2 comes, Which means the second day of CNY. And , it's the same. Till my cousin came back home. My cousin, which consists of Ann-ny , Chin-s, and JGenie came back to sitiawan. T-Duck came back 1 week earlier. We went to Jdude house for Firecrackers. JDude's brother, Ray-man, Sisters, ABell, and JJ played fire crackers together too. But Sadly, T-Duck went out with his friends or something. We played till we drop, I almost got my ear drums broken. Then we went back to Gamble.

The next day, Ray-man took me and Jdude out for Ang Pows. Yes, It's all about the money. Actually... No, its about the fun of getting the Ang Pows, and we did bad at it. We've only got 5. I know. FAILURE! But we had fun though. We came back to my house, with Y-ish. We played Jenga, a block game. We OWN the game at first. But then we Failed after JDude show some of his skills.

My cousins came back. And Gamble again. We played Black Jack at first, and there's this part where i Wanna get 5 cards. I got two 4s, and then a 2, and an A, and then a Freaking 10. I was like, Waaaaa, when i got the 2, And Waaaa again when i got that A, but then i freaking say, Waaaaaaahat the hell? When i got the 10, Who knows i would get 21, and i got triple the pay. And then we played in between. I was like, Hell i wan to 'Sai Lan'. I forgot what it's called and i said 'Lau Sai' and 'Lan Sai' which means diarrhea and something. Y-ish, was like, play half way , play computer to recharge his luck. At first i was quite fed up of losing , i went for a bath. It does help. A little. I kept irritate and annoy T-duck because he was the banker. Ray-man skipped gambling with us around 12 o'clock, because he have to go gamble with his friends (man, it's all about gambling)

We gamble all the way till 1 o'clock. Jdude went back with his family and fetch Y-ish back too. I got so hungry, i keep asking T-duck to take me to Mcdonald. I was like, I'm gonna die already. And then i eat a chocolate to keep me alive for 30 minutes. After 1 hour, T-duck finally took all of us out to Mcdonald. But my Sister, Fish , drove us there instead of him. I ate a Big Mac! Ann-ny and my little Sis, Pooh Bear shared a Prosperity burger. T-Duck, Chin-s and JGenie was like, Talking about pervertic stuff. Talk till we reached home.

We decided not to sleep that day because it's the last day for the KL's Cousin and we have to wake up at 5 since we have to go to Ipoh at 6 for Breakfast and it's 3.30 already. So we talked Ghost Stories, and T-Duck's School Days. And Guess what? When we were talking about ghost stories. Chin-s Suddenly jump on Ann-ny, she said someone punched her butt from the chair. And her Freaking Laptop is like Blinking every few minutes. It Kind of scared the Guts out of us.

It was around 5 when my mum suddenly walked out of the stairs and shouted 'Boo'. I wasn't scared. I'm serious! I screamed because Ann-ny and JGenie and Chin-s was shouting so loud. I got in the mood of shouting. I'm sure im not scared.

We got ourselves ready and went to Ipoh. On the way, Chin-s and Jgenie was talking about Boy Friend stuff. And it made me unable to fall asleep. We ate and The KL Dudes and Dudettes went back.

A whole day of not sleeping really sucks all my energy. But then I still play Computer for 4 hours and went for basketball. I got so tired. I can't even run. And before Dinner, I keep doze of. But i got Hyper after Dinner. But still, I went to bed because the next day was school day. But I try really hard convincing my mum to go to KL to send T-Duck off to the Airport.

At School! I SLEPT FOR 3 Periods! No Kidding, I'm not the sleeping kind in school, I'm more towards the Hyper type. But I slept for 3 Periods! And then I feel Refreshed. I copy homework and messed around . When I was having my Chinese Period, My mum came and told me, Get your teacher to sign this and we're off to KL.

At KL , I met The KL Dudettes again. After T-Duck told me about some Job Things. I decided to Change my Dreams and continue them alittle later. We reached the airport around 9 and T-Duck Checked in. We said our Good Bye, and gave hugs. Tell you a secret(I would've cried if i was a girl, Fortunately, I arent) We head back for home sweet home because my dad decided not to stay in KL.

I MISS YOU COUSINS! You know what? You don't know what, and I'm not gonna tell you for the Mean time... 

Oh My =]

Physic = FUN!

Have you ever heard of physics? No? Tell you what, ITS THE AWESOMEST, COOLEST, PROEST SUBJECT IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE! It isn't? Well.... It IS FOR ME! And I've a tuition teacher which make physics Rocks as HArd!

Mr.C 

Age: I don't Know

Occupation: I don't know


WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT HIS BIODATA! He won me over physics with his funny jokes. Actually , no. I love physics because of the topic relativity. But anyhow, the jokes are one of the thing that makes me listen to his class. He can get him self out of topic and into it like magic. Maybe not magic, but the jokes are really really funny.


Here's some example:

• Fish are the most stupid animal on earth. Gold fish are the stupidest fish of all. They are so stupid they eat till they die. Why? Because gold fish has only 2 second memory. When they eat, chomp chomp. They forgot they just eaten and eat again, chomp chomp, and then they forget again. Thats why they eat till they are bloated and float on the water and die.(SAD CASE)
• Sardin is also really stupid. They are small, so they swim in a round together in a big group so they appear big. But when a bird come, the bird will think 'Wa. One big group of fish!' Then the bird sapu lo.
• Fish is considered the second smart after human being. Why? I bet you don't know. Because they go to SCHOOL
• Dolphin and whales can use high frequency to talk to their girl friend. Why? Arent they suppose to be stupid? Well, They are not stupid because they are not fish, they are mammals. They do things like us, communicate and eat.
• (After Fish jokes, he did some other jokes.) Last time got one boy, he ask the teacher, where is the intestine located, the teacher pointed and mention the stomach. Then the boy say, then when people get pregnant, they become camel lo. Because if the intestine is in the front, the urethra should be behind.( Imagine someone pregnant that has a hunch at the back.)
• Last time, the doctors uses X-ray to see if a baby is a boy or not, then they uses Ultrasonic. But how do they actually determine one is a boy or a girl. Of course not look at the worm la. The look at the scrotum. The worm so small how you see? Unless the babys a negro. 
• ( AND THE ULTIMATE ONE, that killed everyone because of too much laughing)Nowadays people very racist one, call indian ki li ngia, then say racist. Eat pork, they say racist. Drive CRV , they say racist, what also they say racist, unlike last time, we use to sing that song. (Then he stopped talking and everyone was asking what song?) That song la. (Then he started singing) ♪Mangali's one are long , One kali one potong. Negro's one are strong, Indian one like sotong. ♪ (Everybody went wild) You think last time like now so racist a? Last time got one indian talk to one chinese. " You think you chinese very hebat a? You think you chinese very strong a? Your one a, ♪like sotong ♪. (AND THE CLASS WENT WILD!)

These are most of it that was mention that day. I kind of forgotten it since its a few days already , so they are some mistakes in it. Yea, Physics is awesome. I know, give a big clap to physics! ( Click interesting if you like physics! Yeah!)

FYI, Chinese new year is coming, and we LEOs of Nan Hwa, well, a few of us gave new year cards to the teachers! Hooray! 

ENJOY YOUR MEAL! AT ABM 3

Btw, me and my friends actually Strip EH-Lick! He's such a friendly teacher. Don't blame him for what we done, because its us!

BTWBTW! Have a GREAT AND HAPPY BUGS BUNNY YEAR!

OH MY :)

Sleepover Parrrrrrtttt 3 Poinnnnnnnnnttttt 2!

I did say there'll be a 2nd day for the third sleepover. And here it is... Come on, give a clap. Clap Clap Clap.... come on la... LOuder! U don't want to? Then lets forget about the clapping. We will just go on to the SLEEP OVER PARRRRRRTTTT 3 POINNNNNNTTTT 2!

I'm so excited..... So excited! Why? Because we're going to be reading about the SLEEEP OVER PARRRRTTT3 POINNNNTTT 2! Yea! It has more hi tech thingy, more fails. And probably some wins for me and Y-ish. Not K-dawg. He just totally lost it!

Like always, we did not get our butts out of bed early! We're not early birds. What? I'm a pig? I like to sleep, sleeping doesnt make u a big fat pig la.... Sleeping Rules! During my wonderful sleep, someone called my house phone. 2 Times! I woke up on the second time, rushed down, and missed the phone. Awww.... Im pitiful , arent i? I grab the phone, since it is wireless, and bring it upstairs with me, so that i can sleep, and not miss the phone calls when it rings again. Who would know, my aunt called my hand phone, which is just beside the bed on the table where K-dawg is sleeping. Yes! I rushed down, cooked the rice, and went back to sleep.... Because my aunt will be sending the food to my house for our lunch. And i went back to sleep while K-dawg and Y-ish went down, playing facebook and someother things i don't know because i'm asleep for 2 more hours because i saw a GHOST!

No, no , no.... That isn't true. Just the ghost part . That is Sleepover PARRRRRRTTTT3 POINNNNNTTTT 3 . Did the ghost part scared you? No? Well, you have a hell big of a guts for not being scared. I'm not saying you're fat though.

I woke up, and open my eyes. The first thing i found out, K-Dawg wasn't by my side, so i went searching , with only my eye, not much of motion with my leg... i lift myself up and i saw K-dawg messing with the computer with My Shops. Its a game, it isnt really MY shop. Then i went back to sleep.

I Open my eyes again. And i don't need to search for K-Dawg this time. Because he's lying on the sofa, listening to songs with his earmuffs- like headphone. And then..... I went back to sleep again.

I open my eyes the third time, because this time K-dawg woke me up. Because my aunt called. I woke up and answered the phone. My Aunt was reminding me to cook the rice. I said ok, finish the call and ..... Went back to sleep again. I knw i keep sleeping, and im pretty much a pig , but u dont need to hurt my feelings that hard. Ouch!

I wake up again, but this time im not going back to dreamland again... Cause my AUNTS HERE! Oh my! I was like OH MY! I've not cooked rice. She called my name, i went out and open the side gate. She was like, rice cooked? Then i'm like, Nope. Then she was like , why? And i was like, I slept. Then She taught me a lesson, and we live happily ever after...

Are you serious about believing that? No! Of course it doesnt end there. My aunt went back home after putting the food on the table and continue to teach me a lesson , thats all. Well.... Today we did the same thing , eat, play. But today, we went to our Nan Hwa High School MARCHING BAND Passing out event.

Yes! Its Awesome.....

No, I lied.... It wasnt awesome, because i can only listen. And i dont like staying idle, just listening to song. No, I don't like it. I rather go up stage, hit some drums randomly and DesTROY IT! Yea, i knw my e and s is not in capital. Does it matter? I went because my Friend , JXDuDE asked me to go. I probably slept during the passing out. Im just kidding, I played handphone games. YAY! We went back as soon as they finish! Nah, i lied again. We went for Burgers. And We went back to my house.

Tonight we sleep in my previous bed room, or the so called "Shrek Room" by my cousin. Before we went to sleep, which is 4 O'clock. K-dawg was sleeping by my left, and Y-ish my right. I was looking and smiling at K-dawg when he suddenly open his eyes and got frighten. Yes, frighten of my face. NOOBISH! Then i was like talking to him. And Y-ish, which he didnt noticed crawled away. Crawled to his behind, and lie behind him. Then i told him to look behind, and he got frighten again. His got frighten like he was laughing. So we ended the day by sleeping, and the other continues as the first pharagraph.

SLEEPOVER PARRRRRTTTT 3 OFFICIALLLLLLYYYY ENDED!

BTW, me and K-dawg got this FeedJit thing for our blog, and we're like laughing at each other .

Have a nice day :)

Sleepover! Parrrrtttt 3!

Yes! We're gay again, we're being gay with the sleepover, man! This is the 3rd sleepover by the way, the last 2 havent been posted since it's still incomplete. It's not that i'm lazy or something, it's just because i'm super lazy . And yes! Sleepover aren't gay! Treat this as the second post after i posted the first sleepover. Thank you! Yes! We're being gay again, with pillow fights? No! We're being gay with languages and technology. This sleepover is all about technology and info's . So you can call this a hi-tech sleepover. Nah! I'm just saying, this is just a normal sleepover with more type of games, more comedy, but less fun. Yes! It is a little lesss fun than the last sleepover which is the 2nd one with Y-ish and J Dude. Because of the involving of naruto battling which consist of father and son and master and disciple battle. No.... This sleepover doesn't consist much of that, but we did laugh alot too...

This sleepover started with the coming of 4 asses coming to my house! Nah, i'm just joking, they are not asses, they are pure dudes! Not duddettes! Dudes, 4 pure LEO dudes coming to my house for the ECO christmas project this friday. D-boy came first, and then came V-thief , after they played naruto little fighters for awhile. Little fighters are cool man! Stop hating and start loving! Then came Y-ish and K-dawg, not together though . And don't ask why Y-ish can come all the time. You really want to? Well, we're brothers ma. Long lost brother. No, i'm just kidding. He's not my long lost brother. After a few hours of working, we got the centre of the cardboard X'mas tree finish, and it's only 25% of everything. And i have to finish all 75% in 2 days, plus a santa suit. Oh my, help!

V-thief and D-boy went back. And Y-ish and K-Dawg will be sleeping over. During dinner my dad cooked egg, and we have seaweed soup and vege cooked by my beloved Popo, and brought to my house by my aunt. Oh, so caring of them. But they prefer the fried egg, yea, i prefer the fry egg too, because i dont like seaweed, nor vege. I do love the brocolli and the meat in the soup though. After eating we went hi-tech playing. Yes! Computers. We played my shops, and happy tribe and island god. Yea, i know, it's just some boring facebook game. But there aren't any other game other then K-Dawg's NidoMS which bored 2 of us just by looking. But then Y-ish went japanese hunting . Yes! It all starts with ichi, ni, san, yon , go , roku, nana, hachi, kyuu, jiu to watashi wa anata no Chichida, which is written by me, and some other bad words like kutabare, usero, and gei, and even anata wa doseiai-shoda. Believe me , you don't want to know. You want? Be above 18 first. I'm not 18? Yea, you're right, but i wrote it. 3 of us was like posting in facebook, in japanese, and we 3 were like commenting to each other post using only japanese, acting like pros. You know what? We are pro! What? We aren't? Well, anata wa doseiai-shoda. Take that!

After the whole epic success of our japanese talking, we went focker watching. Yes! Focker watching, haven't heard of that? Well, we watched meet the parents while eating chips and sausages. They weren't really interested at first, but the sausages really attracted them . They watch the whole show, laughing out loud too, admitting that i'm right. Yea i knw, i'm a pro! :) It was around 2.30 or maybe even later when we finish Focker watching. My sister who is actually going to China and was in KL actually replied my sms after 1 day, i asked her if she took the Focker's CD, but i found it before she even replied. She asked me to see if the my Fluffy, Chubby, and Doggy have dog feeds in their bowls. Im incharge of my cute little pets since they are going on vacation leaving me and my dad at home. Nope, they're not evil. I chose to not go. So you can't blame on them, although i really feel like going now. Poor me! I checked my pets, and feed them, i know its late, but they have no feed in their bowls, maybe i forgot. Maybe my dad already feed them. Who knows? So i fed them . I went back into the house, saying Oyasumi to every online facebook friends, and then i went bathing and we ended the day like that....

.No! I'm not finish, we did off the light, but we weren't asleep. We slept in the furniture, we sleep together, side by side, gay-ishly. No, i'm just kidding. I put my leg on them, Y-ish went doing somethings you guys should not know. And its not sex! So don't think bad. And we were talking about K-Dawg's penis glowing, and you wouldn't want to know the rest.

So that's all for the first day. The second day will be on the next post, or maybe a few more next. Let's just see. Here's K-Dawgs blog which is whosyerdaddie.blogspot.com

Have a nice day :)

Kevjumba & Nigahiga

Yes, you are reading my blog again. But don't worry, cause this is not guilty unlike killing. Or is it? If it is, and you suspect something bad will happen, Turn OFF this page now, as fast as possible. Or maybe you would risk your life for me and read this post.

Aww..... Do you love me that much? I'm blushing already. I know this sounds gay at first. But try imagine me blushing gayly, and a gay who does gay stuff. Which is gay-er? Yea.... It's probably me. So what if i'm gay? You you you sexualisist(trying to make a word like racist) . Gay have honour too, man. Respect us!

I'm just kidding about the gay thing, i don't love you. But seriously, respect the gayditity, if that word even exist. Yes , respect them. But then, don't be gay, i'm not looking down on them or what, i'm not sexualism ( trying to make a word like racism). Sometimes i even act gay-ish, well... Not to tease gay people of course, just for fun . And really, gay people out there, i respect you ( completely not sarcastic( truth( I'm not doing reverse psychology( I swear!)))).

Oh my god, Kevin and Ryan is so hawt i want to kiss him. Yea, that might be what I'll say if i'm a girl which like boys, clearly stating. But then, i'm a boy. NO! I'm a MAN! So i don't love them. But I like them, not gay like of course , DUH.... They are cool. For some amature youtubers.... Okay, i admit, they are AWESOME! I like them alot. But still, i hate worms, just telling you, you don't need to be such a hater. They take cool awesome videos in youtube, Ryan, or Nigahiga, his youtube username, is hilarious. And Kevin, or Kevjumba, is just as funny. What? You say i'm not funny? I could be funnier than them...........sometimes........... I think?

Kevin's a chinese, he loves Yao Ming, and his dad is just hilarious, i really would like to have a dad like his, which would make me laugh all the times. But i'm not complaining, i like my dad too. And you can't judge him! And yea, he and his dad compete in The Amazing Race! Which is awesome, but eventually they got eliminated, they're just unlucky. Go watch Funemployed! It's hilarious. i'm not bluffing. Just trust me.

Ryan's a japanese..... I think. Hey, don't doubt my knowledge. I'm not stupid, how many times do you want me to tell you. I am not gay too. And yes, i hate you! No of course, i don't hate you, you're the man..... or the woman?Yes, be proud of that, it does not happen all the time. It might be the only time you'll get this from me. Unless you're lucky. Yes , Ryan is very fit, i know i'm not, don't need to shoot it up my face. And yes, i'm still eating alot. Stop asking me embarassing question! What? You did not? I guess i'm a mind reader, all hail the pro-ish mind reader...... Ryan actually made a 30 minute video called ASS . No! Not your butt, it's Agent of Secret Stuff. And it really is funny , no kidding. And he really loves the word TEE HEE. That makes it alittle funny too.

So get your mouse and click to open a new window to watch all of their FUNNY videos! Yes, no regrets, no unsatisfication, that is if you're not a hater, or hate lame things. You're lame for not enjoying it, go get a life. I'm just kidding. Thumbs up for the great joke....... You don't need to use that middle finger you hater.

Yes, the last part, part of you might be thinking. 'Haiz, why does good things have to end so fast?' Well? Thumbs up to you guys ,you're the best. And some will think ' Har? Finish already? What did i read again?' Don't worry, i don't hate you for this, cause if you want to know you have to read it all over again( Ah..... sweet revenge). And some haters will think. ' FINALLY! This ass stop crapping.' I hate you......

By the way, here's Kevin's link. Kevjumba. And Ryan's, Nigahiga. And I'm not stalking them! Stop mentioning it. Okay okay, im stalking. Alittle

Have a nice day ：）

Kids Are Quick

Kids Are Quick
____________ _________ ______ _________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
____________ _________ _________ _________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I "
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
____________ _________ _________ __

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
____________ _________ _________ ________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
____________ _________ _________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's ... Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
____________ _________ _________ _____

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
____________ _________ _________ ____
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE MEDICINE FOR THE SOUL !!

The Gay Statement

G.A.Y, that's how i spell gays, and probably everyone else. But who know, some might spell it as G.A.Y.Z , for they are probably gay too.

Gay, this word is used to describe a person for liking another person which have the same sex as the person, kind of confusing ain't it. If i am not mistaken, Gay is the short form word of HOMOSEXUAL! And that's really GAY. Most people uses the word gay to define a man loving another man, and please, gay is someone loving people of the same sex. A man which is ultimately sissy isn't gay, for he might love the opposite sex instead of the same sex. But if someone is gay and sissy-ish , then i would call him ultimately GAY-ISH.

Being gay is probably because of that certain people having unstabalized hormon affecting their brain. Which makes them like a person which have the same sex as he is . And they probably does anal sex the whole day, which my sivics teacher taught me in malay, 'Liawak' or something, but she says' JALAN BELAKANG' . It's like WTF? the back way is just like so disgusting.

5C's

NO MORE 5C'S
BUT NEW 5B'S in Singapore


Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW

I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW

I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK

I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :

Car, Condo, Credit Card, Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?

B - BMW

B - Body

B - Brain

B - Billionaire

B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's ......................

Kiasu (scared of losing)

Kiasi (scared of dying)

Kiabor (scared of wife)

Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)

Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now
comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent...

Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living : 12345
1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of Singapore anyway )
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Melayu 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be opposite to Singapore's theory ma
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost Govt. flat

Jokes

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its

recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for
it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model..

The women won.

Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a sense of humor.

Tee Hee

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1P.M.
He hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for dinner.
After dinner he cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed at 9 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were...

You'll just have to wait nine months, though...

You got pregnant last night.'


This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

Enjoy

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
*****
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
*****

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

'* WASH BASIN * '
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
*****

*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!