Coconuts!!!

Seven Benefits of Coconut Water


By Tommy Fassbender on April 20th, 2008

Coconut water is the purest liquid second only to water itself. It has many health benefits and uses that you probably did not know about.

Lemons - Kills Cancer

Just cut 2-3 thin slices of lemon in a cup/containner and add drinking water will become "alkaline water", drink for the whole day, just by adding drinking water. Take it as drinking water everyday is good for everybody.
The surprising benefits of lemon!
I remain perplexed!

Sleepover part 2

Yea!! Pillow fight! What? Pillow fights are for girls? Who cares if i'm a girl or a sissy.... You can't stop me from pillow fighting because it is fun. Haven't you have pillow fight during sleepover's? What!!? You haven't ? Such pityful. Come here, i will give you a hug so that you don't feel sad. What? You don't want my hug? Come on... I insist.

Yea.....!! Yea.....!! Yea............!! Sleepover! I can't believe it, but i'm having a sleepover. Actually no, i believe it. And it's EXTREMELY fun . J Dude just came over to my house for the sleepover. And we have tonnes of fun with naruto little fighter and psp battling, although i kept losing. What? I'm a noob? It isn't easy , you know? What? You insist i sucks at it? Ok, i admit, i kind of suck at it. Wait! What am i doing? Stop making me embarass myself man. This is foxy... Man!

So we ended that day with a little something called go back home. Go back home is not a name? Well? Who cares? Greg from meet the parents has a real name called Gaylord Focker, did he complain? Ok he did? Even that can be someone's name, why cant go back home be a name? By the way, meet the parents is really funny, the second one is meet the Fockers. And there's a new one coming this month called meet the little Fockers. It's really funny, i will give a review about it later on. I won't? Mark my words! I will!
This post don't ends here. There's more sleepover.

Once upon a time.... There lives 3 princ..... What am i talking? Gay talk? You're gay for saying me that. Ok! So this is the third day since the last sleep over. I have running nose , but i still went out with my sister to breadforest. Its not a forest that is made out of trees. It's just a name, remember what i told you about names? Gaylord focker? Yea, theh put names... Names exist everywhere. You'll become a serial killer if you don't have a name. Why? Because when the CIA want to find your info when you kill someone. They cant do anything, because they can't type in a name. Or if they press enter, they wont see any names on the screen. And this is the advantage of not having a name. But enough of that. Lets continue with the sleepover. I ate supreme cabonara. Actually, no... It's just normal carbonara. It taste good, but too salty, and not really carbonara. I think they shoulg call it something else? What? I'm food-ist? I dont hate food. I know im picky, but is it a crime? I went out with my sisters and her friends, but unlucky me, there's only SSX, the only boy. And the rest are all girls. I'm like, where have the others gone? Where's Mr Porn? Where's B Head? Where's my girl friend? No, not the last one actually.

SSX is vegetarian, and he ordered vegetarian carbonara. Same as mine, but i have ham. Later on, we went fetching Y-ish to go to marina island together since he's sleeping at my house for the sleepover later on. He came in with a bag with his laptop and a corn he's biting with his mouth.

We went to marina and the first thing i thought of is WATER! I need water! I'm blood thirsty! Ok, maybe not blood thirsty, but i'm really thirsty. Jump in the sea since it's just by the sea? I'm not suiciding... I'm just in need of water. We walk past a malay stall, i bought a cup of Milo, and Y-ish bought ice-cream. Vanilla ice-cream on a cone. I probably used a plastic cup and not being eco? Plastic cup is the only thing they offer, i would love to bring my tupperware to fill my tupperware if i remember. So stop being a hater, we go eco slowly ma. With baby steps ma.

We bought kites to fly it, but there's no wind, so we end up holding it without even opening it. What? Waste of money? And weird too? Marina island has the strongest land breeze at night . So why there's no wind? Maybe i'm just unlucky. And it's not weird. Flying kite is fun, anytime, any where, anyhow. Try it for yourself, if you could even fly it. Muahahahahaha, im evil, aren't i?

Before we went back, the girls went to the toilet. We went too. Of course we went to the boys toilet. What do you think? We barge into the girls toilet? You are such a perv. But when we came out, we thought they've not yet come out, so i bought a vanilla chocolate mixed ice-cream. I'm disgusting? And gay? I washed my hands, till it's sparkling clean before i bought it la. Ok, maybe not exactly sparkling clean. Come on la, sparkling clean, you can make your hands sparkling, i call you master. And for your information, vanilla - chocalate mixed ice - cream is not gay. Maybe a little. But it do im a gay. People have freedom alright? Freedom to eat also la.

Who knows the girls went into the car and drive around while we sat there for 30 minutes. They are evil i tell you, E. V. I. L. What? It's not them evil? But me stupid? Come on la, how would we know? Maybe they have bladder problems? Have you all ever seen me eating ice -cream? Cause my both of them says i sucks at eating ice-cream. The ice-cream just seems to melt real fast and it fllow around the cone, and it dripped on my shirt and mouth. I'm not a noob at eating ice-cream, it just melt really fast.

After 30 minutes of rubbish talking, the girls finally called SSX. And we found out we got fooled. Not because i'm noob or gay man, stop the noob and gay stuff. We went back to the car and got laughed at, so we enjoyed the laugh together. Everyone is fetch back to their home by my sister except for me and Y-ish.
Jdude came when we reach home.

To make things short. We Played Maple, Got ourself a hell lot of Rebirth, And they slept 2 days, and alot of bull shitting. YEAH!

Oh my =]

New SCHOOL!

No! I didnt change to ACS... Im still in Nan Hwa. But i have a new school? My school changed thats all... How Much? Lets see.

All the Boys have to wear their pants up to their belly button.
Hair too long will be expelled.
Dyed Hair will be expelled.
Girls cannot have hairs by their sides, if got, tie it and hide it.
Long Pants cannot have buttons fahionly.
Girls fringe cannot reach their half of their forehead.

What is this? This is insane! Where is the Humanity! No i'm just kidding.
First, my pants can reach my belly button. I just don't do belly button pants wearing.
Second, I like my short hair, which is short. But not too long, so it's perfect.
Third, I don't do Dye-ing.
Fourth, I wear normal long pants.
Yea, i know i'm really normal.
And Five, I'm not a girl, and my hair is shorter. But! No More Beautiful girls in Nan Hwa anymore.

Even the Canteen has changed. The quantity become smaller, but the price did not go down. We have only one kind of Drinks. And even when they queue up, it reaches half of the canteen.

My friend, Z-Ow made a joke about the pant things
imagine your mum asking you:" son why didn't go school today?"
You:"I got expelled.."
Mum:"WHY????"
You:"Because I didn't wear my pants correctly."

I misses Mr. NG, I misses the canteen. I miss my old school.
But! This headmaster is Cool.... Not handsome, Just Cool.....

Oh My :)

Chapati Wisdom

Doing good rather than bad will give no cause for regret.

A True Story.... A woman baked chapati for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapati on the Window-sill, for whosoever would take it away. Everyday, a hunchback came and took away the chapati. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Everyday, the hunch-back came, picked up the chapati and uttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself... "Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean? "One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the Chapatti she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said Immediately, she threw the chapati into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window- sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapati and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman. Everyday, as the woman placed the chapati on the window-sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return. That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway.. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapati."As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!" " As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale. She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chapati that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! It was then that she realized the significance of the words:"The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"Do good and; Don't ever stop doing good, even if it’s not appreciated at that time. If you like this, share it with others and I bet you so many lives would be affected. Have A nice Day :)

Red wine and onions‏

When I travelled to Hong Kong, a friend of mine, a wine retailer, told me that onions, when soaked in red wine, can help curing common chronic diseases and gave me the recipe. He said this treatment is quite popular in Japan. Problems can be benefited include: aching knees, poor eye sight, high blood pressure, high blood sugar, frequent urination, sleeplessness, etc.
Initially, I was suspicious about what he said because I thought he was just trying to sell me some of the products in his store.
After I came back to the states, I told my brother Joe and his wife Lily about this secret. They laughed but were eager to try out as they both have the symptoms of the described problems. We know there is no harm to try.
After all, there are no expensive items in the recipe. So we started to
follow my friend's recommendation. After drinking such wine for a few weeks, we all found improvements in our body. My wife does not need to go to bathroom in the middle of the night as before. We now believe this recipe, and like to pass it on to others and hope it helps you too.

Materials:
2 Onions
Red wine -500 ml
(A bottle of wine, usually 750 ml will need 3 onions)

Preparations:

1. Wash onions, remove outside peels, slice each onion into 8 equal parts
2. Put cut onions in to a jar, pour wine into the jar
3. Seal the jar, place jar in a cool temperature area for 7 or 8 days
4. Separate wine and onion in different containers and put in
refrigerator

Usage:

1. Drink a glass of the wine (50 ml) each time (20 ml for elders)
2. Drink one or two times a day
3. Better eat the soaked onion slices
4. For those who can't drink, add twice amount of water boil it 5
minutes to drink
5. For those who like it sweet, add a small amount of honey