Biology. A subject that every pure science stream student have to suffer from it in Malaysia. In other countries? Maybe from primary.
You see, Our Biology teacher is maybe so Perv he decided to start from Chapter 4, reproduction. Maybe he isn't a perv maybe he is.
Who would know that there will be 4 ovum thing that become ovum in the end. But the other three become polar body, and dies away. Well, That's what they teach. Learn the Army Theory of Biology and you will know what happens to the Ovum.
Army Theory of Biology.
#1
1 Ovum left.
Why is there only one ovum left after 4 is produce. The teacher teach you that the other ovum turns into polar body. But actually when 4 of the ovum is produce, there will be a shoot down. Yes! A shoot down. Every that girl things has 3 bullets. They will shoot three ovums. Thats why there are 1 left. Some women don't have ovums. Why? Because when they were give birth, their that thing can produce 4 bullets in one menstrual cycle instead of 3.
#2
Twins.
Twins are formed when the zygote is broken into 2 . But why and how? Actually, when the zygote forms they have to pass a test. They have to swim pass a BIG KNIFE. Most are careful and lucky, thats why they passed it safely and no Twins are formed. But some aren't that lucky. Some are bad at timing and, Swoosh! Break into 2. Twins are formed. This explains why there are even 10 babies look alike which came from the same mother which is just like twins (Sorry, arent good at words). Its not that the zygote timing is bad. It's just that their fate is they could only move at. 0.000000000000002mm/sec. Alot of 0's. They swim so slow, the knife just managed to chop it into 10 pieces . Then ten babies came.
Thank you for reading this awesome piece of The Army Theory of Biology. Thus making you less stupid
Oh My :)
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Friday, January 7, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
New SCHOOL!
No! I didnt change to ACS... Im still in Nan Hwa. But i have a new school? My school changed thats all... How Much? Lets see.
All the Boys have to wear their pants up to their belly button.
Hair too long will be expelled.
Dyed Hair will be expelled.
Girls cannot have hairs by their sides, if got, tie it and hide it.
Long Pants cannot have buttons fahionly.
Girls fringe cannot reach their half of their forehead.
What is this? This is insane! Where is the Humanity! No i'm just kidding.
First, my pants can reach my belly button. I just don't do belly button pants wearing.
Second, I like my short hair, which is short. But not too long, so it's perfect.
Third, I don't do Dye-ing.
Fourth, I wear normal long pants.
Yea, i know i'm really normal.
And Five, I'm not a girl, and my hair is shorter. But! No More Beautiful girls in Nan Hwa anymore.
Even the Canteen has changed. The quantity become smaller, but the price did not go down. We have only one kind of Drinks. And even when they queue up, it reaches half of the canteen.
My friend, Z-Ow made a joke about the pant things
imagine your mum asking you:" son why didn't go school today?"
You:"I got expelled.."
Mum:"WHY????"
You:"Because I didn't wear my pants correctly."
I misses Mr. NG, I misses the canteen. I miss my old school.
But! This headmaster is Cool.... Not handsome, Just Cool.....
Oh My :)
All the Boys have to wear their pants up to their belly button.
Hair too long will be expelled.
Dyed Hair will be expelled.
Girls cannot have hairs by their sides, if got, tie it and hide it.
Long Pants cannot have buttons fahionly.
Girls fringe cannot reach their half of their forehead.
What is this? This is insane! Where is the Humanity! No i'm just kidding.
First, my pants can reach my belly button. I just don't do belly button pants wearing.
Second, I like my short hair, which is short. But not too long, so it's perfect.
Third, I don't do Dye-ing.
Fourth, I wear normal long pants.
Yea, i know i'm really normal.
And Five, I'm not a girl, and my hair is shorter. But! No More Beautiful girls in Nan Hwa anymore.
Even the Canteen has changed. The quantity become smaller, but the price did not go down. We have only one kind of Drinks. And even when they queue up, it reaches half of the canteen.
My friend, Z-Ow made a joke about the pant things
imagine your mum asking you:" son why didn't go school today?"
You:"I got expelled.."
Mum:"WHY????"
You:"Because I didn't wear my pants correctly."
I misses Mr. NG, I misses the canteen. I miss my old school.
But! This headmaster is Cool.... Not handsome, Just Cool.....
Oh My :)
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Sleepover Parrrrrrtttt 3 Poinnnnnnnnnttttt 2!
I did say there'll be a 2nd day for the third sleepover. And here it is... Come on, give a clap. Clap Clap Clap.... come on la... LOuder! U don't want to? Then lets forget about the clapping. We will just go on to the SLEEP OVER PARRRRRRTTTT 3 POINNNNNNTTTT 2!
I'm so excited..... So excited! Why? Because we're going to be reading about the SLEEEP OVER PARRRRTTT3 POINNNNTTT 2! Yea! It has more hi tech thingy, more fails. And probably some wins for me and Y-ish. Not K-dawg. He just totally lost it!
Like always, we did not get our butts out of bed early! We're not early birds. What? I'm a pig? I like to sleep, sleeping doesnt make u a big fat pig la.... Sleeping Rules! During my wonderful sleep, someone called my house phone. 2 Times! I woke up on the second time, rushed down, and missed the phone. Awww.... Im pitiful , arent i? I grab the phone, since it is wireless, and bring it upstairs with me, so that i can sleep, and not miss the phone calls when it rings again. Who would know, my aunt called my hand phone, which is just beside the bed on the table where K-dawg is sleeping. Yes! I rushed down, cooked the rice, and went back to sleep.... Because my aunt will be sending the food to my house for our lunch. And i went back to sleep while K-dawg and Y-ish went down, playing facebook and someother things i don't know because i'm asleep for 2 more hours because i saw a GHOST!
No, no , no.... That isn't true. Just the ghost part . That is Sleepover PARRRRRRTTTT3 POINNNNNTTTT 3 . Did the ghost part scared you? No? Well, you have a hell big of a guts for not being scared. I'm not saying you're fat though.
I woke up, and open my eyes. The first thing i found out, K-Dawg wasn't by my side, so i went searching , with only my eye, not much of motion with my leg... i lift myself up and i saw K-dawg messing with the computer with My Shops. Its a game, it isnt really MY shop. Then i went back to sleep.
I Open my eyes again. And i don't need to search for K-Dawg this time. Because he's lying on the sofa, listening to songs with his earmuffs- like headphone. And then..... I went back to sleep again.
I open my eyes the third time, because this time K-dawg woke me up. Because my aunt called. I woke up and answered the phone. My Aunt was reminding me to cook the rice. I said ok, finish the call and ..... Went back to sleep again. I knw i keep sleeping, and im pretty much a pig , but u dont need to hurt my feelings that hard. Ouch!
I wake up again, but this time im not going back to dreamland again... Cause my AUNTS HERE! Oh my! I was like OH MY! I've not cooked rice. She called my name, i went out and open the side gate. She was like, rice cooked? Then i'm like, Nope. Then she was like , why? And i was like, I slept. Then She taught me a lesson, and we live happily ever after...
Are you serious about believing that? No! Of course it doesnt end there. My aunt went back home after putting the food on the table and continue to teach me a lesson , thats all. Well.... Today we did the same thing , eat, play. But today, we went to our Nan Hwa High School MARCHING BAND Passing out event.
Yes! Its Awesome.....
No, I lied.... It wasnt awesome, because i can only listen. And i dont like staying idle, just listening to song. No, I don't like it. I rather go up stage, hit some drums randomly and DesTROY IT! Yea, i knw my e and s is not in capital. Does it matter? I went because my Friend , JXDuDE asked me to go. I probably slept during the passing out. Im just kidding, I played handphone games. YAY! We went back as soon as they finish! Nah, i lied again. We went for Burgers. And We went back to my house.
Tonight we sleep in my previous bed room, or the so called "Shrek Room" by my cousin. Before we went to sleep, which is 4 O'clock. K-dawg was sleeping by my left, and Y-ish my right. I was looking and smiling at K-dawg when he suddenly open his eyes and got frighten. Yes, frighten of my face. NOOBISH! Then i was like talking to him. And Y-ish, which he didnt noticed crawled away. Crawled to his behind, and lie behind him. Then i told him to look behind, and he got frighten again. His got frighten like he was laughing. So we ended the day by sleeping, and the other continues as the first pharagraph.
SLEEPOVER PARRRRRTTTT 3 OFFICIALLLLLLYYYY ENDED!
BTW, me and K-dawg got this FeedJit thing for our blog, and we're like laughing at each other .
Have a nice day :)
I'm so excited..... So excited! Why? Because we're going to be reading about the SLEEEP OVER PARRRRTTT3 POINNNNTTT 2! Yea! It has more hi tech thingy, more fails. And probably some wins for me and Y-ish. Not K-dawg. He just totally lost it!
Like always, we did not get our butts out of bed early! We're not early birds. What? I'm a pig? I like to sleep, sleeping doesnt make u a big fat pig la.... Sleeping Rules! During my wonderful sleep, someone called my house phone. 2 Times! I woke up on the second time, rushed down, and missed the phone. Awww.... Im pitiful , arent i? I grab the phone, since it is wireless, and bring it upstairs with me, so that i can sleep, and not miss the phone calls when it rings again. Who would know, my aunt called my hand phone, which is just beside the bed on the table where K-dawg is sleeping. Yes! I rushed down, cooked the rice, and went back to sleep.... Because my aunt will be sending the food to my house for our lunch. And i went back to sleep while K-dawg and Y-ish went down, playing facebook and someother things i don't know because i'm asleep for 2 more hours because i saw a GHOST!
No, no , no.... That isn't true. Just the ghost part . That is Sleepover PARRRRRRTTTT3 POINNNNNTTTT 3 . Did the ghost part scared you? No? Well, you have a hell big of a guts for not being scared. I'm not saying you're fat though.
I woke up, and open my eyes. The first thing i found out, K-Dawg wasn't by my side, so i went searching , with only my eye, not much of motion with my leg... i lift myself up and i saw K-dawg messing with the computer with My Shops. Its a game, it isnt really MY shop. Then i went back to sleep.
I Open my eyes again. And i don't need to search for K-Dawg this time. Because he's lying on the sofa, listening to songs with his earmuffs- like headphone. And then..... I went back to sleep again.
I open my eyes the third time, because this time K-dawg woke me up. Because my aunt called. I woke up and answered the phone. My Aunt was reminding me to cook the rice. I said ok, finish the call and ..... Went back to sleep again. I knw i keep sleeping, and im pretty much a pig , but u dont need to hurt my feelings that hard. Ouch!
I wake up again, but this time im not going back to dreamland again... Cause my AUNTS HERE! Oh my! I was like OH MY! I've not cooked rice. She called my name, i went out and open the side gate. She was like, rice cooked? Then i'm like, Nope. Then she was like , why? And i was like, I slept. Then She taught me a lesson, and we live happily ever after...
Are you serious about believing that? No! Of course it doesnt end there. My aunt went back home after putting the food on the table and continue to teach me a lesson , thats all. Well.... Today we did the same thing , eat, play. But today, we went to our Nan Hwa High School MARCHING BAND Passing out event.
Yes! Its Awesome.....
No, I lied.... It wasnt awesome, because i can only listen. And i dont like staying idle, just listening to song. No, I don't like it. I rather go up stage, hit some drums randomly and DesTROY IT! Yea, i knw my e and s is not in capital. Does it matter? I went because my Friend , JXDuDE asked me to go. I probably slept during the passing out. Im just kidding, I played handphone games. YAY! We went back as soon as they finish! Nah, i lied again. We went for Burgers. And We went back to my house.
Tonight we sleep in my previous bed room, or the so called "Shrek Room" by my cousin. Before we went to sleep, which is 4 O'clock. K-dawg was sleeping by my left, and Y-ish my right. I was looking and smiling at K-dawg when he suddenly open his eyes and got frighten. Yes, frighten of my face. NOOBISH! Then i was like talking to him. And Y-ish, which he didnt noticed crawled away. Crawled to his behind, and lie behind him. Then i told him to look behind, and he got frighten again. His got frighten like he was laughing. So we ended the day by sleeping, and the other continues as the first pharagraph.
SLEEPOVER PARRRRRTTTT 3 OFFICIALLLLLLYYYY ENDED!
BTW, me and K-dawg got this FeedJit thing for our blog, and we're like laughing at each other .
Have a nice day :)
Friday, February 5, 2010
My Classmate
Well... i did this last year and im going to commenting my friend this year too. Lets not waste time and lets start from A-Z... But i think theres no Z or A and B.
The first is ,
Cheam Suk En : very optimistic, she gets more and more hardworking every year... Mostly the opposite of me lo. A really good cartoonist.
Ng Huey Shin: Short, but never give up, jumpe everyday so you will grow. Are really good artist too, I remember she helping me with my art project and make it a whole new thing.
Wang Xiao Hua:CUTE, tall, i mean it, he is tall... real tall. He's been very hardworking since NGO competition ended. I remember he begged all the member who went to the NGO competition... Really sorry
Wong Chuan Yew: Most of the people say that you are girly like someone , but dun really mind others thinking...
Syeila Suhana:U are the best malay ive ever saw... Malay without caring about what we talk, example, talking about pork.
Jasmine Ong:The Quiet one, so.... quiet.... SUBRA'S fravourite
Chew Sing Hui:Oh my my.... I'm trying to write about last year... so i cant describe him by this year... so 1 thing only, guailang
Teong Jun Hao: Sometimes, he is really comfortable to be with. I never see him frown before
Goh Chia Guan:REally a sporty guy... I remember we learned Karate together.
Mah Ming Hui:
Chiang Hui Le:
Lim Kok Keong: Muacks, thats what you always do, dont worry, it doesnt disgust me.
Tan Ying Yew: A total genius, i wish i could be just like you. Play and study at the same time and still can concentrate
Chin Poh Yee:
Lau Xin Ning:
Teng Shun Yi:No comment
Ong Li Qi:No Comment
Ngie Kok Sin: Stop being proud please, dun keep challenge me to something... And when you win dun guai lang, when you lose, dun say challenge again.
Joseph Tiang: Your sexy sound is just like you are harassing the teachers... Man , i actually learned you
Ngik Soon Teck: You've always pinch my face, and people say that we are gay... As long as you like it , keep pinching.
Wong Bo Han: I know you are really manly, but please wear your shirt... Furthermore you are too rude, become more 'Wen Rou' pls... I remember you hit me so hard...
Lim Zi Xian: Same, cool..>Zzz
Quah Li Ying: The big eyes creeps me out
Chua Pei Di: Do i really look like KFC UNCLE?
Yong Chow Jwan: The main charactor in the class, you give the word fun to a whole new level, all though sometimes you are really guai lang.
Ng Yen Qi: Please dun kick me everytime i guai lang you.
Diong Shaw Chuan: I actually wanted to bully you one time, and then the bullying somehow make us into better friends...
Wong Pik Lin: Stop Bullying SHAW CHUAN
Geraldine Pang: Stop Bullying Shaw Chuan
Ding Ming Zao:Sometimes please dont make your voice into some type of cute voice... But still, you are a good friend.
Ng Zhe Wei:I didn't speak to you much last year, but if i would have to describe you when you are at form 1... You are the coolest girl i knw!!
Wong Sok Sien: STOP calling me cute please, you are way cuter.
Wu Yi Nin:Really really cool, but at least you talk to me... Sometimes, dun joke as if you really love yourself.
Tong Yong Yi:Dun mind getting bomb from me.... Im just playing with you. You should be a teacher.... I bet all the student loves you, cause you are so patient
Lim Ve-Vinn: Your face is cute, your voice is cute... zz u are cute inside out... Go australia le, i dun have dictionary... u really make a good english and malay dictionary
Ooi Lay May: Dun keep on suddenly sad and suddenly happy lo, creeps me out sometimes, chill please, i like to see you smile.
Ngoi Kuan Yong:My Best friend in a year, you really make me happy... eventhough you get sad sometimes... But never once i see you scold people
Ng Boon Keong:It's been 4 years we have been in the same class, and 3 years as best friends... You really can read my feeling and mind.
The first is ,
Cheam Suk En : very optimistic, she gets more and more hardworking every year... Mostly the opposite of me lo. A really good cartoonist.
Ng Huey Shin: Short, but never give up, jumpe everyday so you will grow. Are really good artist too, I remember she helping me with my art project and make it a whole new thing.
Wang Xiao Hua:CUTE, tall, i mean it, he is tall... real tall. He's been very hardworking since NGO competition ended. I remember he begged all the member who went to the NGO competition... Really sorry
Wong Chuan Yew: Most of the people say that you are girly like someone , but dun really mind others thinking...
Syeila Suhana:U are the best malay ive ever saw... Malay without caring about what we talk, example, talking about pork.
Jasmine Ong:The Quiet one, so.... quiet.... SUBRA'S fravourite
Chew Sing Hui:Oh my my.... I'm trying to write about last year... so i cant describe him by this year... so 1 thing only, guailang
Teong Jun Hao: Sometimes, he is really comfortable to be with. I never see him frown before
Goh Chia Guan:REally a sporty guy... I remember we learned Karate together.
Mah Ming Hui:
Chiang Hui Le:
Lim Kok Keong: Muacks, thats what you always do, dont worry, it doesnt disgust me.
Tan Ying Yew: A total genius, i wish i could be just like you. Play and study at the same time and still can concentrate
Chin Poh Yee:
Lau Xin Ning:
Teng Shun Yi:No comment
Ong Li Qi:No Comment
Ngie Kok Sin: Stop being proud please, dun keep challenge me to something... And when you win dun guai lang, when you lose, dun say challenge again.
Joseph Tiang: Your sexy sound is just like you are harassing the teachers... Man , i actually learned you
Ngik Soon Teck: You've always pinch my face, and people say that we are gay... As long as you like it , keep pinching.
Wong Bo Han: I know you are really manly, but please wear your shirt... Furthermore you are too rude, become more 'Wen Rou' pls... I remember you hit me so hard...
Lim Zi Xian: Same, cool..>Zzz
Quah Li Ying: The big eyes creeps me out
Chua Pei Di: Do i really look like KFC UNCLE?
Yong Chow Jwan: The main charactor in the class, you give the word fun to a whole new level, all though sometimes you are really guai lang.
Ng Yen Qi: Please dun kick me everytime i guai lang you.
Diong Shaw Chuan: I actually wanted to bully you one time, and then the bullying somehow make us into better friends...
Wong Pik Lin: Stop Bullying SHAW CHUAN
Geraldine Pang: Stop Bullying Shaw Chuan
Ding Ming Zao:Sometimes please dont make your voice into some type of cute voice... But still, you are a good friend.
Ng Zhe Wei:I didn't speak to you much last year, but if i would have to describe you when you are at form 1... You are the coolest girl i knw!!
Wong Sok Sien: STOP calling me cute please, you are way cuter.
Wu Yi Nin:Really really cool, but at least you talk to me... Sometimes, dun joke as if you really love yourself.
Tong Yong Yi:Dun mind getting bomb from me.... Im just playing with you. You should be a teacher.... I bet all the student loves you, cause you are so patient
Lim Ve-Vinn: Your face is cute, your voice is cute... zz u are cute inside out... Go australia le, i dun have dictionary... u really make a good english and malay dictionary
Ooi Lay May: Dun keep on suddenly sad and suddenly happy lo, creeps me out sometimes, chill please, i like to see you smile.
Ngoi Kuan Yong:My Best friend in a year, you really make me happy... eventhough you get sad sometimes... But never once i see you scold people
Ng Boon Keong:It's been 4 years we have been in the same class, and 3 years as best friends... You really can read my feeling and mind.
Monday, January 4, 2010
2010 School reopens
Today, is the first day of school, i'm really excited to get my PMR result because i didnt go get it since i was in Thailand. And please dont think thailand as a place filled with prostitute and AH Guas, most of my friends say like thailand is a place to change sex and go look for a prostitute, Zzz. Well, i will talk about my trip next time. Back to the topic, it is the first day of school and im pretty excited for i didn yet gotten my result. So i went up to the teacher's office and i ask one of the teacher where to get the result. She said i need to wait till 8o'clock, that means i need to wait till the assembly is finish.
I stood with my classmated from last year during the assembly. I was joking around with Kuan Yong and Shaw Chuan. Boon Keong was quite excited too, for there is a certain percent we will be in the same class AGAIN, 4 years straight, i am looking forward to it too. During the assembly, that old man really wanted to make us suffer. Talking for so long and slow, just couldn't stand it. When he said thank you, he go for another round. And he stops again and there he goes making us suffer again. I was talking with Kuan Yong but my stomach really hurts for im really hungry, furthermore, i need to go to the toilet. After ages of waiting, that old man finally stops , but Hippo man came up and talk about prefects or something, Zzz I don't really hell care. Then he stops and Ah Pang came to make a speech, but this time my stomach stop grumbling, and i dont feel like going to the toilet anymore(Don't worry, i didn poo in my pants). We were asked to go out for a spot check and then we came in again. The teacher told us form 4 to grab a chair from the store room and have a seat and they will talk about choosing Streams. But before that i did went to the office and ask the clerk , it seems that someone has took it for me. I asked around and finally i found out that it is Yi Nin that help me take it. I dont blame her, she is actually doing me a favour, but at least tell me...
The Talk is really boring, many students don't really care and went out without asking. I am one of them too, you cant blame me, it is like living hell, boring you to death. I went out with Kuan Yong and Hui Quan at first. Then we went back, and my stomach started grumbling. So i went out with Kuan Yong again to grab a piece of my bread, cause my sister make me two. I gave half to Kuan Yong and we started eating. After finish eating we went back, but they announce they we can finally have our recess. So i stuck my hand into my bag again and grab the other piece of bread to eat.
After recess we went back to the Hall, and the boring talk continues. Lets skip the talk and go on to the choosing. I don't really have to worry for i got 7 a's and i will be going to choose Pure Science. But for Kuan Yong and Hui Quan , they just dont believe that they will get to go in to Pure Science class. But after asking Ah Pang some question, They are less worried. We went to the french fries shop when schools finished, and we waited till around 1.45 cause i need to wait for my sister, and they dun knw the time when schools finish, so their parents didn come . Before that, we met Kwong Yew's grandma at the side gate, and Hui Ren Thought that Yew has gone home with someone else, so we told Grandma to go back and wait first. Then we saw Yew at school. Then we told him about his Grandma. Then he say he will be going back. Then we walk around and saw his Grandma outside again. This time, she isn't really happy for Yew hasnt gone back. We talked to her and convince her to go home. We did it, and we make her alittle more happy... Yeah!!! Yew Next TIME be at home On time...XD
OH YEAH... I remembered... Wenni Change school, and i told my friends that she fa hiao finish then go to Johor fa Hiao... XD Just joking, but i did said it
I stood with my classmated from last year during the assembly. I was joking around with Kuan Yong and Shaw Chuan. Boon Keong was quite excited too, for there is a certain percent we will be in the same class AGAIN, 4 years straight, i am looking forward to it too. During the assembly, that old man really wanted to make us suffer. Talking for so long and slow, just couldn't stand it. When he said thank you, he go for another round. And he stops again and there he goes making us suffer again. I was talking with Kuan Yong but my stomach really hurts for im really hungry, furthermore, i need to go to the toilet. After ages of waiting, that old man finally stops , but Hippo man came up and talk about prefects or something, Zzz I don't really hell care. Then he stops and Ah Pang came to make a speech, but this time my stomach stop grumbling, and i dont feel like going to the toilet anymore(Don't worry, i didn poo in my pants). We were asked to go out for a spot check and then we came in again. The teacher told us form 4 to grab a chair from the store room and have a seat and they will talk about choosing Streams. But before that i did went to the office and ask the clerk , it seems that someone has took it for me. I asked around and finally i found out that it is Yi Nin that help me take it. I dont blame her, she is actually doing me a favour, but at least tell me...
The Talk is really boring, many students don't really care and went out without asking. I am one of them too, you cant blame me, it is like living hell, boring you to death. I went out with Kuan Yong and Hui Quan at first. Then we went back, and my stomach started grumbling. So i went out with Kuan Yong again to grab a piece of my bread, cause my sister make me two. I gave half to Kuan Yong and we started eating. After finish eating we went back, but they announce they we can finally have our recess. So i stuck my hand into my bag again and grab the other piece of bread to eat.
After recess we went back to the Hall, and the boring talk continues. Lets skip the talk and go on to the choosing. I don't really have to worry for i got 7 a's and i will be going to choose Pure Science. But for Kuan Yong and Hui Quan , they just dont believe that they will get to go in to Pure Science class. But after asking Ah Pang some question, They are less worried. We went to the french fries shop when schools finished, and we waited till around 1.45 cause i need to wait for my sister, and they dun knw the time when schools finish, so their parents didn come . Before that, we met Kwong Yew's grandma at the side gate, and Hui Ren Thought that Yew has gone home with someone else, so we told Grandma to go back and wait first. Then we saw Yew at school. Then we told him about his Grandma. Then he say he will be going back. Then we walk around and saw his Grandma outside again. This time, she isn't really happy for Yew hasnt gone back. We talked to her and convince her to go home. We did it, and we make her alittle more happy... Yeah!!! Yew Next TIME be at home On time...XD
OH YEAH... I remembered... Wenni Change school, and i told my friends that she fa hiao finish then go to Johor fa Hiao... XD Just joking, but i did said it
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Best Day of my Life
13th November, this is the best day I have since I came to Nan Hwa. I started the day by waking up, Of Course. I started playing maplestory(private server). I've got 2 of my character to 70+level. I ate 1 Roti Canai, I got ready and my auntie came to fetch me to school. Before my aunt fetch me to school , she need to fetch Jonathan, so we went to his house. On the way to Jonathan's, my aunt ask me about some question about what class I'm in next year. When we reach Jonathan's house ,he was still iron-ing his uniform. After waiting for 20 minutes or so , we went to school together. When we reach there we went out to eat lunch eventhough school almost start. We ate french fries and hotdogs. Then we went to the shop beside the school that sells pokemon cards, Eye-Q. I bought four booster pack, it is quite expensive , but it is worth it. Because when I open the first packet, I got a Torterra LV.X , it is AWESOMELY RARE. I was Damn lucky. I went to 2J, by that time the speaker is on and loud music was playing ,Wei Loong said that I shouldn't have bought the booster pack. I should buy from him. Lucky for me I didn't listen to him, Jonathan ask Wei Loong how much would he offer for that card, and he said Rm70. That card must worth more than Rm70. I was so happy, Jonathan was just beside me and he was happy too. Guang Yew was just as happy ,Guang Yew wanted to try his luck to and said he want to go to Eye-Q, even though school has already start, Jonathan said that he is hungry, so we went to the canteen and buy some jelly to eat. Then I saw Jared and Song Ding, I quickly tell them that i have Torterra Lv.X and they were shock. Song Ding keep begging me to let him see it. But we said that we want to go to Eye-Q. They put their bag in the class. Since they're here so I took my Torterra Lv.X out and let them look at it, they were shock and they wanted to try their luck too.
We cut school together and went to Eye-Q, they bought four booster pack altogether and they got a Gengar, Haunter and some others that I'm not so sure. Song Ding challenge me to a card battle when we reach class 2J(2J is the most active class since the exam ends, I went there since then). When we're dueling, the whole class is blowing ballons, someof them pop the balloons and my ear drum almost burst, it was just so crazy that time. I almost lose, but I beat him , because he is just not so lucky that time. I was so happy. Jonathan started to tell me to change class with someone(next year) and come to 2J, everybody agreed. Seng Kai took out some pokemon cards and ask if it is good(Seng Kai wanted to play pokemon cards but he doesn't have a deck), he actually got tricked by Wei Loong because those are all fake cards, we told him to give it back to Wei Loong and get back his money, he quickly go and return it( Wish he will not be tricked again). Then Da Han came and ask me to give him some energy cards(I only boght a deck there is not even enough for me),I told him the truth and he said he wants to change cards with me, but I don't want to. Jared told me all 60-70 of Da Han cards is actually given by Jared. All of us try to convince Da Han to buy a deck of cards, but he keeps saying his parents don't let him buy(I wish he can change his character. I knew he was like that long ago, but I didn't care). Then Jared team up with Song Ding and challenge me and Guang Yew to a battle. Most of mine and Guang Yew cards are Electric type, so we aim Jared's cards cause his pokemon's are Water type. It was Guang Yew turn and Guang Yew want to flip the coin. Jared was so angry because Guang Yew and me team up to beat Jared, so he said 'flip, flip la Sohai'. But at last we lost because Guang Yew got tails, and Song Ding use his pokemon to defeat mine. Guang Yew was so sad because Jared said that sentence. Jared offer a challenge again but Guang Yew refuse. Hee Woi came and say he take Guang Yew place and team up with me to beat Jing Yee and Jared. I lost not long later because I lack of basic pokemon. Then I ask someone if recess is over. Wei Rong said that it has ended so long ago. After they finish their battle we play outside in the hallway. Jared started beating our butts, a straight roll(I didn't bring the camera to snap a photo of it). We went into 2J's classroom afterward, Jonathan, Guang Yew and me sat at the table and Jonathan put a water bottle in the middle saying if we pray like a buddhist saying "Amitabha", the water will get boiled and it will burst then everyone came and sit beide us, Yogenthran sat in the circle and hold the bottle. We start saying nonsense like if we pray too much Yogenthran will turn Chinese, afterawhile I said I don't want to pray a Indian, afterward we all turn into indians, everyone said 'yaloh' and jump from the table to the ground. Jonathan tell me to go to the field to play. I called Guang Yew and Guang Yew call Jared and Song Ding and so they call everyone. We went to the playground together like a gangster who want to go and beat up someone so he call their friends. We went to the stage beside the field. I started playing with a big wood. Then we all started trying to break that wood. Eventually we break it, Chour Yong started talking something about movies. I am busy breaking wood into smaller pieces, Yogenthran and Jonathan and Zheng Yi helped. We use the sword like wood to play Starwars. Then Chour Yong started talking about the movie 'Money Still No Enough'. After awhile he started talking about sex and then Jonathan said that he cannot be late for his Volleyball Finals. So we ran to the class eventhough it is raining heavily.
I took out the monopoly and let Chuan Ming Hao Jie and the others play. I took out my camera and took some photos then I borrowed it to Guang Yew to let him take pictures with everyone.
After sometime, Chour Young took my camera and I wanted to take a picture of Guang Yew fixing the MP3 to the speaker so that we can listen to some songs. He run around not giving me my camera back then he stoped, I call him to give me back my camera, then he ask Song Ding who's camera is it. Song Ding said it is mine and Chour young gave it back to me. I was so angry , I really hate him. I once sit in a place in the canteen beside Kong Yuan ,and he say'Hey, you are sitting in my place FATBOY', he could say'can I have this seat please' or something like that. But no, he must say 'Hey, you are sitting in my place FATBOY'. I hate him since then.My friend say he like to play with Kong Yuan because Kong Yuan is rich. My friend is right, when I am form 1, he think I'm rich and keep hanging out with me, I don't want to hang out with him but he keep looking for me. He ask me how to make his maths better, I told him to do activities, then he ask me to buy activitys book for him. He once call me to buy him a Mcdonald Fillet-O-Fish. Is he Wicked??
Shaw Chuan Playing Uno with his friends
Chian Voon being a bad boy. Listening to the MP3 and wanna beat me after he knew i take photo of him.
Guang Yew thinking he can control You Yuan Mind
Suk En and her friend , and someone's finger( guess who's finger it is)
Rong Yao playing with his GIRLFRIEND's
A photo of Yogenthran pointing middle finger and Suk En carrying her water bottle, and Qing Quan fixing the MP3 into the speaker.
Chour Young( maybe looking at Girls), Jared and half-face of Da Han
Hee Woi, he is getting ready for the photo.
Bo Han and Rong Yao 
Yogenthran and You Yuan acting cool, Guang Yew is Ultra-Manly
2J blackboard, I don't really know what that mean
Jamie Afraid of taking photos,Yin chien's beside her , Kar Mun and Vincy are sitting by the tables
You Yuan back picture and Qing Quan shirt won the who's shirt is dirtier contest. I thought it was going to be me
Wai Yuan holding 2 Balloons when she is Gambling
SHHH!! Someone's asleep
You Yuan showing off his class
You Yuan pointing middle finger and Qing Quan showing off a B-daman and Yogenthran doing something
Rong Yao acting cool
Kenny don't want to take photo
Guang Yew acting cool
Ming Yong's still not ready for the photo( he don't even know he got Photofied) 
Guang Yew's funny face
You Yuan suddenly got attack by someone when he is taking a photo, guess who it is
Dancing like hell, Teng Keat won the seating competition
2J "Da Kai" Which one is better??
Only Jared knew I was taking a photo of them
Song Ding threw the water balloon and hope it would burst, but Chour Yong caught it then he threw to the fan and it burst
I feel good is broadcasting and they dance like wild animals
Jared's dancing pose
Like I said 'I feel good' song is playing, Yogenthran is dancing with the ball, You Yuan was shouting "SO GOOD"
I was taking a surprise picture but Da Han wanna get into it, he spoiled the whole picture
Jared's not so good at taking photo.We can only see Guang Yew's head and our hand. Guang Yew was pointing a midle finger and mine is on his body.It is actually my last middle finger photo with Guang Yew. But no, they just have to buged in.
Everyone touching the ball. I got blocked by Jared's head. SOB
Again, touching the ball, and again my head got blocked by the same person.SOB. Yogenthran was screaming away saying 'I got Blocked'
You Yuan acting like a monkey
They were so happy to get captured, and Da Han just like to get into photos
They replay the 'I feel good' song and dance wildly 
Everyone is dancing and what is Chour Yong Doing?? 
everybody acting cool. Chour Yong don't look cool at all.Agree??
They dance so fast, the camera make them all blury, Yogenthran is too slow so he got capture perfectly.
It is Just suppose to be a funny Photo, But Chour Yong just have to buged in
You Yuan pointing his middle finger
The second funny pose picture.I can't do any funny things because I Dun want to let teng keat drop. See it??Da Han is pushing him to get a good look for the camera.
The serious photo
A photo of 2 people ko-ko book
King Mei, Jamie and Yin Chien talking and reading
Yogenthran and Da Han(Da Han is almost in every Picture taken in 2J)And someone arm.Is it mine??
Wen Chin gazing upon the stars with her friends(I was too late, the others were going to 2J class already) ,she is actually looking at the rain, the rainclouds make it look quite dark, same goes to the flash on my camera.
I was taking a photo of when they're talking, But Suk En spot me taking a photo of them and she make this pose
The Uno Team
The monopoly team. Ming Yong is laughing away, did he get rich??
Chian Voon just spot me, I quickly take his photo and run.
We cut school together and went to Eye-Q, they bought four booster pack altogether and they got a Gengar, Haunter and some others that I'm not so sure. Song Ding challenge me to a card battle when we reach class 2J(2J is the most active class since the exam ends, I went there since then). When we're dueling, the whole class is blowing ballons, someof them pop the balloons and my ear drum almost burst, it was just so crazy that time. I almost lose, but I beat him , because he is just not so lucky that time. I was so happy. Jonathan started to tell me to change class with someone(next year) and come to 2J, everybody agreed. Seng Kai took out some pokemon cards and ask if it is good(Seng Kai wanted to play pokemon cards but he doesn't have a deck), he actually got tricked by Wei Loong because those are all fake cards, we told him to give it back to Wei Loong and get back his money, he quickly go and return it( Wish he will not be tricked again). Then Da Han came and ask me to give him some energy cards(I only boght a deck there is not even enough for me),I told him the truth and he said he wants to change cards with me, but I don't want to. Jared told me all 60-70 of Da Han cards is actually given by Jared. All of us try to convince Da Han to buy a deck of cards, but he keeps saying his parents don't let him buy(I wish he can change his character. I knew he was like that long ago, but I didn't care). Then Jared team up with Song Ding and challenge me and Guang Yew to a battle. Most of mine and Guang Yew cards are Electric type, so we aim Jared's cards cause his pokemon's are Water type. It was Guang Yew turn and Guang Yew want to flip the coin. Jared was so angry because Guang Yew and me team up to beat Jared, so he said 'flip, flip la Sohai'. But at last we lost because Guang Yew got tails, and Song Ding use his pokemon to defeat mine. Guang Yew was so sad because Jared said that sentence. Jared offer a challenge again but Guang Yew refuse. Hee Woi came and say he take Guang Yew place and team up with me to beat Jing Yee and Jared. I lost not long later because I lack of basic pokemon. Then I ask someone if recess is over. Wei Rong said that it has ended so long ago. After they finish their battle we play outside in the hallway. Jared started beating our butts, a straight roll(I didn't bring the camera to snap a photo of it). We went into 2J's classroom afterward, Jonathan, Guang Yew and me sat at the table and Jonathan put a water bottle in the middle saying if we pray like a buddhist saying "Amitabha", the water will get boiled and it will burst then everyone came and sit beide us, Yogenthran sat in the circle and hold the bottle. We start saying nonsense like if we pray too much Yogenthran will turn Chinese, afterawhile I said I don't want to pray a Indian, afterward we all turn into indians, everyone said 'yaloh' and jump from the table to the ground. Jonathan tell me to go to the field to play. I called Guang Yew and Guang Yew call Jared and Song Ding and so they call everyone. We went to the playground together like a gangster who want to go and beat up someone so he call their friends. We went to the stage beside the field. I started playing with a big wood. Then we all started trying to break that wood. Eventually we break it, Chour Yong started talking something about movies. I am busy breaking wood into smaller pieces, Yogenthran and Jonathan and Zheng Yi helped. We use the sword like wood to play Starwars. Then Chour Yong started talking about the movie 'Money Still No Enough'. After awhile he started talking about sex and then Jonathan said that he cannot be late for his Volleyball Finals. So we ran to the class eventhough it is raining heavily.
I took out the monopoly and let Chuan Ming Hao Jie and the others play. I took out my camera and took some photos then I borrowed it to Guang Yew to let him take pictures with everyone.
After sometime, Chour Young took my camera and I wanted to take a picture of Guang Yew fixing the MP3 to the speaker so that we can listen to some songs. He run around not giving me my camera back then he stoped, I call him to give me back my camera, then he ask Song Ding who's camera is it. Song Ding said it is mine and Chour young gave it back to me. I was so angry , I really hate him. I once sit in a place in the canteen beside Kong Yuan ,and he say'Hey, you are sitting in my place FATBOY', he could say'can I have this seat please' or something like that. But no, he must say 'Hey, you are sitting in my place FATBOY'. I hate him since then.My friend say he like to play with Kong Yuan because Kong Yuan is rich. My friend is right, when I am form 1, he think I'm rich and keep hanging out with me, I don't want to hang out with him but he keep looking for me. He ask me how to make his maths better, I told him to do activities, then he ask me to buy activitys book for him. He once call me to buy him a Mcdonald Fillet-O-Fish. Is he Wicked??
Shaw Chuan Playing Uno with his friendsChian Voon being a bad boy. Listening to the MP3 and wanna beat me after he knew i take photo of him.
Guang Yew thinking he can control You Yuan Mind
Suk En and her friend , and someone's finger( guess who's finger it is)
Rong Yao playing with his GIRLFRIEND's
A photo of Yogenthran pointing middle finger and Suk En carrying her water bottle, and Qing Quan fixing the MP3 into the speaker.
Chour Young( maybe looking at Girls), Jared and half-face of Da Han
Hee Woi, he is getting ready for the photo.
Bo Han and Rong Yao 
Yogenthran and You Yuan acting cool, Guang Yew is Ultra-Manly
2J blackboard, I don't really know what that mean
Jamie Afraid of taking photos,Yin chien's beside her , Kar Mun and Vincy are sitting by the tables
You Yuan back picture and Qing Quan shirt won the who's shirt is dirtier contest. I thought it was going to be me
Wai Yuan holding 2 Balloons when she is Gambling
SHHH!! Someone's asleep
You Yuan showing off his class
You Yuan pointing middle finger and Qing Quan showing off a B-daman and Yogenthran doing something
Rong Yao acting cool
Kenny don't want to take photo
Guang Yew acting cool
Ming Yong's still not ready for the photo( he don't even know he got Photofied) 
Guang Yew's funny face
You Yuan suddenly got attack by someone when he is taking a photo, guess who it is
Dancing like hell, Teng Keat won the seating competition
2J "Da Kai" Which one is better??
Only Jared knew I was taking a photo of them
Song Ding threw the water balloon and hope it would burst, but Chour Yong caught it then he threw to the fan and it burst
I feel good is broadcasting and they dance like wild animals
Jared's dancing pose
Like I said 'I feel good' song is playing, Yogenthran is dancing with the ball, You Yuan was shouting "SO GOOD"
I was taking a surprise picture but Da Han wanna get into it, he spoiled the whole picture
Jared's not so good at taking photo.We can only see Guang Yew's head and our hand. Guang Yew was pointing a midle finger and mine is on his body.It is actually my last middle finger photo with Guang Yew. But no, they just have to buged in.
Everyone touching the ball. I got blocked by Jared's head. SOB
Again, touching the ball, and again my head got blocked by the same person.SOB. Yogenthran was screaming away saying 'I got Blocked'
You Yuan acting like a monkey
They were so happy to get captured, and Da Han just like to get into photos
They replay the 'I feel good' song and dance wildly 
Everyone is dancing and what is Chour Yong Doing?? 
everybody acting cool. Chour Yong don't look cool at all.Agree??
They dance so fast, the camera make them all blury, Yogenthran is too slow so he got capture perfectly.
It is Just suppose to be a funny Photo, But Chour Yong just have to buged in
You Yuan pointing his middle finger
The second funny pose picture.I can't do any funny things because I Dun want to let teng keat drop. See it??Da Han is pushing him to get a good look for the camera.
The serious photo
A photo of 2 people ko-ko book
King Mei, Jamie and Yin Chien talking and reading
Yogenthran and Da Han(Da Han is almost in every Picture taken in 2J)And someone arm.Is it mine??
Wen Chin gazing upon the stars with her friends(I was too late, the others were going to 2J class already) ,she is actually looking at the rain, the rainclouds make it look quite dark, same goes to the flash on my camera. I was taking a photo of when they're talking, But Suk En spot me taking a photo of them and she make this pose
The Uno Team
The monopoly team. Ming Yong is laughing away, did he get rich??
Chian Voon just spot me, I quickly take his photo and run.
Guang Yew acting cool.
After this last picture I wanted to take more picture's, but my mum came early. It was like 1 hour earlier. I really don't want to leave. My mum said she went to ask which class will my sister be in next year, and since she came to Nan Hwa she brought me home. I was shocked to see my mum. I quickly packed my bag and ran to my mother, everyone is saying goodbye. When we reach the car, I argue with my mum that I wanted to study in class 2J. She said she don't want me to be in the same class as Jonathan, and I said that Jonathan will not harm my result. Then she say L class is better than J class and so on. At last she went to ask Ling Yoke Hook if I can change class. I was in the car waiting, then I heard something shaking noise from my bag, at first i thought it was the monopoly then I remembered. I didn't pack the monopoly. I ran as fast as I can to my class eventhough it is raining.Everybody was asking 'WeiLuen you haven't gone home yet??', ' Wei Luen I thought you went home already'. I quickly packed the monopoly into my bag and ran to the car again. Everybody started saying goodbye to me again. I was just in time, my mum is not back yet but the only thing is, my body was wet, it is like I am a ball of water.
My mum told me Ling Yoke Hook don't let me change class. I was so angry. We went home , my mum told my sister she was in band class, Jessica Nan Hwa marks is higher than her. She was furious, she said she got 5 A's and Jessica only got 4, how could she lose. My mum wants her to join band. She was crying away because she lose to Jessica. I am also angry because I can't get into 2J.
I dedicated this song to all of you guys out there,
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