Mushroom

Have you ever eaten a mushroom? That cute little stick with a cap on top?

Yea, This mushroom. This skinny little mushroom with a big cap.

I met him, when I decided to help Jet on guiding the Marching Team for Our School's Teen Cadet. I was not a member, In fact I was another uniform society member. But

Incoming Presidents

Leaving is always hard. Leaving Leo Club of Nan Hwa is even Harder . There are times where we quarrel, Where we cry, where we are all frustrated, and even stressed. But there are more happy times , happy times that makes you love Leo Club of Nan Hwa so much, You wouldnt want to leave it....

Leo Journey

Today, I'll be talking about the one club I'm having full passion of, Leo Club. I joined Leo Club of Nan Hwa at first because i thought it was a tradition of my family. Yes, That's how Naive I was. And after half a year i Started helping Leo by distributing Newspaper to teachers for a year. Then I was elected President for the term 2010/2011.

I started out without any knowledge of leadership, Nor any knowledge regarding

UpDATES! Songs, Books, Role Model! LEO!

Have You ever heard of the song I Found God? Oops, Its You Found Me by The Fray! This Song is like so nice, and so emotional at the same time and so , I don't know, I just Like it A Whole Lot.

Mother Nature

Mother earth was once so green. She herself is so healthy that 75 percent of her surface is land, and the other 15 is water. She created a barrier to keep us protected from the sun, sacrificing herself for our sake. She provided elements, so that we can live much better. She created lightning, to let us mankind learn about fire. She provided plants for us so that we would not starve. She provided animals, so that our life is filled with friends and excitement. She let us live, so that we can live our life to the fullest. The greatest mother of all time, mother earth.

Lead , not Pb in chemistry

Lead! As in leading a team. Not that lead everybody think that is Pb in Chemistry. In fact, I Sucks at Chemistry , so.... No thanks.

How to lead? Well, I have my ways of leading. So let's see how to lead with KLWL Style. =D

First Step to Leading

Being Friends with the members. This is like the most important of all. By being friends, get yourself to know them. Engage yourself with them, Let them know that you aren't an enemy. 

Second Step 

Respect your members so that they respect you back. Respecting is a really important thing when it comes to leading. You need the members respect, but first you have to respect them first. By respecting , the relationship between both is enhance. Therefore it enhance the first step.

Third Step

If you're gonna make them do something, make sure you are able to do it too. Example, If you were to ask somebody to do 10 push ups, Make sure you are able to do it too. Or not they would think, ' you can't even do push ups, How dare you ask me to do it?' And you have to prove it to them, if you were to punish them, then you do it with them. So that they acknowledge you as their leader. If you have a sore arm? Then punish them to something that you can still do with a sore arm.

Fourth Step

Thank the members and everyone else who helped. Because without their help, we aren't anything. They are the stepping stones to our success. That's why we should thank them. Let them know you are grateful for their help, then they will be glad to be helping you.

Fifth Step

Having confidence. Having confidence is like the most important of all. If you do not have confident , the members can't believe you. Even if you know that you are going to fail, you still have to do that something with confidence. Then the members will have hope. You will be the hope that stands before them. If a leader have no confident, what does he portrays to the members? Probably a stray dog . That's why, when it comes to doing something. Have full confidence. Even if you don't have any. Make it seems like you have tonnes of confidence.

So that's it for my methods to leading. Maybe i will update it in another blog post if i think of some others. 

BTW, HW is so good at giving speeches. One of his speeches Includes 

'It isn't a easy job to be a BOD for Leo for fiscal year 2010/2011 ... First the teachers, now the headmaster? LOL!!!! KLWL It isn't an easy thing to refrain yourself from mentioning the biaatch word during BOD meeting yet as we struggle through without saying it.. NOW, our project cannot be passed by the other teacher which is so call the CEO of the club ... Darn it..'

No offence, but that really is the best speech for me. Our club Stands because of our Amazing Members, and our Awesome BODs, Our Club falls because of the Foolish teachers . The Teacher and the school authorities does not approve our projects, Saying it's too big, no benefits, us being unable, no one wants to go. All kinds of excuses. Projects done is always so minor. Sometimes I feel like giving up. Till now, I have not give up, and I'm gonna hand over my post soon. I wish to have good and supportive teachers supporting our club fully, But instead we get some biaaatcch. So i hope for the next term to be better than us, and have great teachers.

BTW, I'm gonna try my best, Not just reviving my club, But to revive all dying club in my school. I don't really believe in Obama, Or know who the hell he is. I only know he is black. But now, I acknowledge him, For his slogan. CHANGE! I'm gonna make a change, 

IN THIS SCHOOL, IN THIS SOCIETY

IN THIS MOTHER EARTH OF OURS!

BTW, We're gonna form a Leo Glee section. Stay tuned and be surprise, BE VERY SURPRISE!  

Oh My =]

Leo Business

What did i tell you? LEO IS THE BEST! For me. I can't say Leo is the best for everyone though. Actually it all comes from within you la. Some Freaking Leos from our school ( No offense) JUST WANT SOME FREAKING CERTS! And They can't even be counted as Leo. Freaking Bastards! FYI , We do charity, Not do charity to give out Certs!

But then, I had my fun time with LEOs. Especially during projects. And with the Leos from other Schools. Last Saturday, I attended The IP (International President) 's Banquet. It was fun man! Well... There is this part where our DC Lion Alan scared me. He said , Kui tei zou meh ye gam jing ye? Never mind, Justin tonight gao tim kui tei, Go down south a Justin. (It means, Why are they so quiet? Never mind, Justin tonight go finish them) And the Scary part, Is by finish, he meant use Air Oil to rub on our stomach and makes us suffer. And Believe me, It is Scary.

Well, During the banquet I took a Photo with the IP! And Lots of PDG ( Past district Governors) With our Team IMNC! ROAR!

It's 12.30 when we got to the hotel. KYen made the awesomest joke of the day. 

KYen:I thought Penang got alot of ghost de.

MacTuna: What Ghost?

KYen: Neh, got one story the girl's blood white colour de

Me: Mahsuri

MacTuna:What the hell? MAHSURI IS LANGKAWI! Get the Facts Right!

Yea, Mahsuri is from Langkawi, Not Penang. Yea, I learn alot from MacTuna that day. Especially Geography. Do you know that Perak is the first richest state of all? They got the car first, Thats why Perak car starts from A. Yes. Facts!

When we got to the hotel, ALion Told us to get our butts out at 1.30. To go For Har MEE! We bathed and come out, and went into ALion's room with JBoss. JBoss sat beside VBox, And started rubbing his ass.

JBoss: Ngo hou Tou ngo, ngo yiu sek Har Meen A( I'm really Hungry, I wan to eat Prawn Mee)

VBox: Ngo geh si fatt mg hai Har Meen a ( My Ass ain't Prawn Mee)

We went out to eat Har Meen. I'm like kinda sleepy and unconcious, I think i Kinda sound rude when I talk to ALion. So sorry. I ate that Har Mee until my whole mouth Feel like burning. I'm not really used with spicy stuff.

I got energize at first, But when we got back and lie on the bed. I feel sleepy. So i slept.

The 2nd day is better. We got ourselves up. Checked out. And we went to Old Town for breakfast. Alot of Penang Leos are there. We like, Talk for 4 Hours. There's a few funny part though.

VBox: You like which girl in your school?

Me: I don't

VBox: Why? 

Me: I'm gay

(He turned to JBoss)

VBox: What? What? JBox, li ko self admit, ji kei hai G-A-Y. ( This self admit, He is G-A-Y)

JBoss: Meh a? (What?)

VBox: G.A.Y

JBoss : (Looked at me) Mg gan yiu , ngo tei mg wui Pei si lei. (Don't worry, we won't look down on you)

BTW, I'm Speaking Cantonese In School everyday, so that my cantonese improve, and i can communicate more with my Leo Buddies. 

BTW BTW, INSANITY ® Is AWESOME! And Hard!

Oh My =]

Physic = FUN!

Have you ever heard of physics? No? Tell you what, ITS THE AWESOMEST, COOLEST, PROEST SUBJECT IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE! It isn't? Well.... It IS FOR ME! And I've a tuition teacher which make physics Rocks as HArd!

Mr.C 

Age: I don't Know

Occupation: I don't know


WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT HIS BIODATA! He won me over physics with his funny jokes. Actually , no. I love physics because of the topic relativity. But anyhow, the jokes are one of the thing that makes me listen to his class. He can get him self out of topic and into it like magic. Maybe not magic, but the jokes are really really funny.


Here's some example:

• Fish are the most stupid animal on earth. Gold fish are the stupidest fish of all. They are so stupid they eat till they die. Why? Because gold fish has only 2 second memory. When they eat, chomp chomp. They forgot they just eaten and eat again, chomp chomp, and then they forget again. Thats why they eat till they are bloated and float on the water and die.(SAD CASE)
• Sardin is also really stupid. They are small, so they swim in a round together in a big group so they appear big. But when a bird come, the bird will think 'Wa. One big group of fish!' Then the bird sapu lo.
• Fish is considered the second smart after human being. Why? I bet you don't know. Because they go to SCHOOL
• Dolphin and whales can use high frequency to talk to their girl friend. Why? Arent they suppose to be stupid? Well, They are not stupid because they are not fish, they are mammals. They do things like us, communicate and eat.
• (After Fish jokes, he did some other jokes.) Last time got one boy, he ask the teacher, where is the intestine located, the teacher pointed and mention the stomach. Then the boy say, then when people get pregnant, they become camel lo. Because if the intestine is in the front, the urethra should be behind.( Imagine someone pregnant that has a hunch at the back.)
• Last time, the doctors uses X-ray to see if a baby is a boy or not, then they uses Ultrasonic. But how do they actually determine one is a boy or a girl. Of course not look at the worm la. The look at the scrotum. The worm so small how you see? Unless the babys a negro. 
• ( AND THE ULTIMATE ONE, that killed everyone because of too much laughing)Nowadays people very racist one, call indian ki li ngia, then say racist. Eat pork, they say racist. Drive CRV , they say racist, what also they say racist, unlike last time, we use to sing that song. (Then he stopped talking and everyone was asking what song?) That song la. (Then he started singing) ♪Mangali's one are long , One kali one potong. Negro's one are strong, Indian one like sotong. ♪ (Everybody went wild) You think last time like now so racist a? Last time got one indian talk to one chinese. " You think you chinese very hebat a? You think you chinese very strong a? Your one a, ♪like sotong ♪. (AND THE CLASS WENT WILD!)

These are most of it that was mention that day. I kind of forgotten it since its a few days already , so they are some mistakes in it. Yea, Physics is awesome. I know, give a big clap to physics! ( Click interesting if you like physics! Yeah!)

FYI, Chinese new year is coming, and we LEOs of Nan Hwa, well, a few of us gave new year cards to the teachers! Hooray! 

ENJOY YOUR MEAL! AT ABM 3

Btw, me and my friends actually Strip EH-Lick! He's such a friendly teacher. Don't blame him for what we done, because its us!

BTWBTW! Have a GREAT AND HAPPY BUGS BUNNY YEAR!

OH MY :)

Christmas

Yea! Christmas is coming! And you knw what? Yes! Presents! Snow! AND SANTA! What? Santa doesnt exist? No! He pretty much exist, in all of us, right there. There.... where? there la! Ur heart La! Right in your heart! So if we believe in santa, Santa does exist.

Believe it or not? Our Leo Club, Leo Club of Nan Hwa is going to celebrate Christmas with the Children from the orphanage and with the old Folks too... At manjung Point. Im going to be Santa for that Day! Ive made the christmas tree, and believe it or not, the hard part is done, the only part left is the brain part. Oh well , i'll fixed it by tomoro!

Btw, there's this E-Card i received and i would like all of my Blog Readers to see it! I knw there aren't many blog readers for my blog. But still, i would like to share it with those who actually read this post or maybe the other posts.

Thank you! Have A merry Merry Christmas! E-Card

Have a Nice Day :)

MAD! MAD!

YES I'm MAD . I'm really really MAD. You see my big red BUTTS??! What? NO! It's not that , that's stupid. And NO! I dun hate you baboons. I'm not racist! NO! I'm not gay either. What's MAD? You're asking me? Being MAD isn't running all over the house screaming like a gay! NO! it's not kissing a baboon too! It actually stands for Making A Difference. YES! Making A Difference, not change the way u look by going bald. NO! It's GOING GREEN, Save Earth. You know. Mother Nature. And YES! I'm a LEO. Proud to be one too... And YES, ALL of us LEOs are MAD...................... Okay, not all, mostly those much active one are MAD.

Why am i proud of being MAD? ASK yourself! When is the last time u hugged earth! NO, you haven't done so, earth is humongous that could give home to a few billion, maybe ZILLION! And yes, the word zillion does not exist, but alot of human does, and it only took 25% of Earth. HOW! Yes, How!? Could u possibly hug something that big. I'm talking about giving your love. And no, not having s** with it. That's just disgusting. Care for it, guys! Think of the cute little bunnies, puppies; worms. Okay, not worms, they are not cute, but they are useful though. Think of the trees, think of your computer, think about YOURSELF! YES, You! If there's no earth, there's no YOU! So help mother earth. Plant trees, avoid using plastic bag, or maybe plastic too, don't forget to not use polystyrene too. Use one less a day and you use 365 plastic less, yea, that's not alot. But if you think it much bigger, if the whole Malaysia , which consists of 26 million people, use one less plastic bag a day, the world use 9496 million plastic less a year. Advice your friends, tell them to help mother earth, tell them to start giving love. And YES! I'm not talking about simply have s** with people , that'S disgusting and irritating...Yea it really is.

Save the Earth! Like me, I'm MAD. What?! Is being MAD guilty? Is being MAD gay? Does being MAD have to be locked up in jail? Why dun u lock me up in a mental hospital then? Cause I admit that I'm MAD, and i will continue to be MADder and MADder.

You are not a LEO? join us then? What!? you do not want too? Don't join then, I'm not holding a knife beside you trying to cut that vein by your neck. No that's guilty, but i didn't say i won't. :) I'm MAD after all. And No! I'm not going to kill your cute little dog. Who would do that? You're just cruel! Yes! You don't need to join LEO . Yes you don't need to! Although i didn't say you shouldn't .

Yes! Saving Earth is everyone's job. NO! You do not need to quit your current job. No! You might go bankrupt, and no food... So yes! Quitting your current job is not advisable. A LEO, a Interactor, or maybe something, or maybe nothing. I'm talking about organization, not being racist. Yes ! Whatever you are, a LEO, a Interactor, a Mother, a Lawyer, a Girl , a Gay, a Cow, a Dog , a Cat, a Frog, or a Worm? Eww..... Yes, if you're something on Earth, you should consider saving Mother Earth. And NO! She's not my real existing mother, am I that big? Seriously, you're kidding right? Do NOT forget that I'm MAD. You might just DIE....... What? I'm just joking, can't take a joke? Small gas....

Yes! You should help save Mother Earth. You don't need to go totally green, bAby steps will do. Like me, start eating at restaurant instead of packing. And if you seriously need to pack? Use paper then, ask for it. Bring a bag, avoid using plastic. Bring a bag to carry things, don't get more plastic. Reuse plastic bag, for rubbish bin or anything, instead of just throwing them away. Reduce, use paper cups and paper plates and paper things during parties or any other event instead of using plastic or polystyrene. Yea ,i know parties are fun.... I'm not a dumbass. Recycle. YES! Recycle everything you can. NO! Not your walls of your house, you need that for your house. And NO! Not your computer, there's facebook in there. But if you insist, go on then. There are many other ways, but you could start with baby steps. NO! I,m not saying that you are a baby. NO! I'm not Age-ist. So that's probably all for now. Be MAD, and be Happy.

Student Exchangee

Today, i woke up at 7 and i was not like yesterday being all cranky. Today, i woke up and feeling quite happy, to tell you the truth. My mum called me to sleep at 1 yesterday, but i lay there and can't fell asleep, I actually lay there for 3 hours. That is damn hard, but i really can't sleep. Today, we are going to the orphanage, Wawasan orphanage of Sitiawan if i'm not mistaken, it is located somewhere opposite of Chung Cheng. The point is i'm quite excited, I just feel that playing with the orphans are quite fun. Today activity is supposed to be on Christmas, but we make it earlier because there is a student exchangee which came from Australia who is living in Lip Leon house. But today, they didn't come because they are busy or something, but we did have fun at the orphanage.

We sang some christmas song when we reach there. And Jun Hao gave us the funniest idea, that is walk around when we sing. So we end up into a pile here and there. After that we played musical chairs, we Leos wanted to let the orphans to have our place. But not all of them are active, I didn't get a place to sit, and they actually gave me their seat. It's like LOL, the only one who is really serious about it are the little childrens. Later, we gave the winners their prize, i could remember the champions name because i sat beside him when we sang the christmas song. After that, we played Eagle catch Chicks, we manage to play the game eventhough there is not alot of space. At last before we went home, we sang 1 last song and they sang their song. And we say our goodbyes. Here's a few picture we took there.

This picture is when we play Eagle catch Chick. I look funny


This is when we played musical Chairs


And this is our big group photo

I went back home at around 11. I washed my Leo T-shirt because i sweat alot when we play Eagle catch Chick. I was supposed to hang all the shirts that are washed that afternoon outside. But i only hang my Leo Tee. And i went to sleep. I slept till 3 o'clock which is the time we should go to Lip Leon's house to help for the farewell party. I did woke up at around 2.30, i used the computer for awhile and i went to sleep again. When it is 3 o'clock, i woke up and went to have a bath. Not long later my sister's friend came and we went off to Lip Leon's house together. When we reach there. I was amaze by his house, so BIG and BEAUTIFUL. So unfortunate, that's not my house. We walk to the kitchen and i saw Lip Leon having his tuition by his aunt, which is also our school teacher, Yin Chien's mother

After reaching the kitchen we walk outside which is his dining room outside. Jun Hao and Huey Pei are already there. They were squeezing lime, the lime is humongous! And the student from australia is sitting there. And he is just sitting there, doing nothing... He did chop the seed of the lime, does that count as doing something? Later on me and Jun Hao went for a big search to look for Lip Leon. I suggest looking for him upstairs because just now his aunt said that he might be upstairs. So we walk upstairs, and didn found him anywhere. At last we found him, lying on his massage chair . We are all working and he is relaxing. We washed the grill. Then me and Jun Hao took a walk around his house, and , you should really look at his dog house, even bigger than my room man. By the way, Lip Leon make his dissapearing act again when we are washing the grill.

Later that night, me and Junhao started the fire too. And we succesfully start the fire. Tell you something... Jun Hao actually cooked 2 pieces of chicken for an hour.And one of it is for me, LOL. I kept drinking the lime water and i feel sick, because of too much of lime i think. When we finish eating, we went to a place in Lip Leon house which i can't state because i don't know what they call it. And the Student Exchangee told us about his hometown and his life. Then we took a photo and went back. Oh yeah, I found out how to make salad. All you need is Cabbage and carrot and lot of lots of mayo, and some salt and sugar, and lemon... But the salad taste bad, too much salt i think.

Feeling Bad

Today, I was supposed to go to Pangkor with the leos, because there was an exchange student which came to Sitiawan, an Australian if i'm not mistaken. And today is the day we will be going to accompany him to Pangkor to play one whole day. I was supposed to go for two people who was supposed to go said they don't want to go. So my sister told me to go, I rejected the offer at first, but my sister said that i must go because there wasn't enough people. So i accepted that offer.

I packed my bag, and even filled my bottle so that i don't need to rush in the morning. It was going so well.

Today, i was woken up by my sister, and it was 6.50.I suddenly got all cranky because i want more sleep. I don't know why i would tell my sister that i don't want to go. I was quite excited the day before. Then my sister was so angry she said that i don't need to go in a angry voice. I lie on my bed, then suddenly i don't feel cranky anymore. And i said i wanted to go already, but my sister has already told someone that im not going, and if i want to go she need to tell her again. She didn't refuse to call, but i was so upset i said i don't want to go again. And i went to sleep. At first i can't sleep, but after my sister left i fell asleep.

I slept till 4 o'clock in the afternoon. This is actually the first time i slept so long. I feel awfully bad. I wish i do not have problem waking early.