Monday, February 28, 2011

You've A Number for a Name!

I am Number Four!

Oh.... Yes you are. You are the guys with number for a name. And you're from Lorien. 
This movie is about a man who has number's for name. And he is Number Four(cast by Alex Pettyfer). Four is from a planet called Lorien, The mog something invaded their planet and killed everyone. Only 9 warriors and 9 children managed to survive. And all of them landed on Earth. All of the Children are separated , and have each of the 9 warrior as their Guardian. They have to keep their identity unknown so that the Mog Dudes won't find them and attack them. 

Well, Poor them. Cause they just blew their cover and let the whole world know their Existence. And you all have NUMBERS for your Name!

But I've to admit.
THIS
MOVIE
IS
AWESTRUCK!

It's like the best movie I've watched this year. And it's the coolest one too. No Offense Tron, But you've to step down. NUMBERs RULES!

I love this movie quite alot. But you've gotta admit, the title is kind of funny if you make ur own second episode of the movie, or maybe the third one. Its like :
I am Number Four.
He is Number Five.
Who is Number Nine?
Are there Number Ten?!
There is Number One Hundred!
This seriously is a LOL occasion for me. But then, their next episode is probably named after the second book.

THE POWER OF SIX!

Yea, this show is awestruck. Plus, I've to admit. Dianna Agron casting Sarah is Beautiful in both I am Number Four and Glee. 

And Number Six(Cast by Teresa Palmer) She is like so Cool. Her Character that is. I like Love the skill Teleporting So much. But then hers is becoming invisible. Which is almost the same. All of the Numbers have Telekinesis. Which I so want too....

OMG, I want to become Numbers Too.

BTW, Those who wants to marry Alex Pettyfer? You can't Buahahaahah. But getting a Boyfriend as handsome as him is possible though.

BTWBTW, This Short Movie Which Dianna Agron is in it is quite the funny one. WARNING! CONTAINS RUDE WORDS!



BTWBTWBTW , I've heard and had the chance of watching Smallville when I'm Younger, but i never thought that its much more nicer than Cartoons. But who would know that I want to Watch it Now. I've the whole season 1 though. And I'm gonna watch.

BUT! CARTOON STILL RULES!

You see I put the words in red to show that i like Love it!

OMG =]

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Gay! Not Dangerous!

GAY! YOU'RE GAY? NO..... I USED TO LOVE YOU! This are so epic gay sentence. Dear everyone, My name is Professor. Kumimatelongairjohnnydangledeep Oceanoidlongpournotgayman. Yes Nice to meet all of you. Today , we're gonna talk about

GAY


No, It's not about you being gay. No! Its not about me being gay too.

Is gay a crime? Is gay Guilty? Do you like to laugh at gays? Do you want to smack their heads on the wall when someone act gayish? Yes , you do want to do that! But no! You're wrong! What's wrong with that? You're gay for doing that. And I'm not gay for protecting the Gays. Im not gay.  I'm just friendly.

Yes! What's wrong with being gay? Gay has freedom too. Infact, sometimes ungay people acts more gay than gay people. To be exact. Gay is not all that gay when it comes to pattern.

Infact, I call myself gay when i deny i'm in love with someone. Who doesnt deny, Just their denying aren't that effective if they don't mention the gay word. But seriously, I'm not gay.

So respect the gayness! Infact, Respect everyone. But not rapist.

You've learn something, that make yourself alittle less stupid

Oh My =]

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Leo Business

What did i tell you? LEO IS THE BEST! For me. I can't say Leo is the best for everyone though. Actually it all comes from within you la. Some Freaking Leos from our school ( No offense) JUST WANT SOME FREAKING CERTS! And They can't even be counted as Leo. Freaking Bastards! FYI , We do charity, Not do charity to give out Certs!

But then, I had my fun time with LEOs. Especially during projects. And with the Leos from other Schools. Last Saturday, I attended The IP (International President) 's Banquet. It was fun man! Well... There is this part where our DC Lion Alan scared me. He said , Kui tei zou meh ye gam jing ye? Never mind, Justin tonight gao tim kui tei, Go down south a Justin. (It means, Why are they so quiet? Never mind, Justin tonight go finish them) And the Scary part, Is by finish, he meant use Air Oil to rub on our stomach and makes us suffer. And Believe me, It is Scary.

Well, During the banquet I took a Photo with the IP! And Lots of PDG ( Past district Governors) With our Team IMNC! ROAR!

It's 12.30 when we got to the hotel. KYen made the awesomest joke of the day. 
KYen:I thought Penang got alot of ghost de.
MacTuna: What Ghost?
KYen: Neh, got one story the girl's blood white colour de
Me: Mahsuri
MacTuna:What the hell? MAHSURI IS LANGKAWI! Get the Facts Right!

Yea, Mahsuri is from Langkawi, Not Penang. Yea, I learn alot from MacTuna that day. Especially Geography. Do you know that Perak is the first richest state of all? They got the car first, Thats why Perak car starts from A. Yes. Facts!

When we got to the hotel, ALion Told us to get our butts out at 1.30. To go For Har MEE! We bathed and come out, and went into ALion's room with JBoss. JBoss sat beside VBox, And started rubbing his ass.
JBoss: Ngo hou Tou ngo, ngo yiu sek Har Meen A( I'm really Hungry, I wan to eat Prawn Mee)
VBox: Ngo geh si fatt mg hai Har Meen a ( My Ass ain't Prawn Mee)

We went out to eat Har Meen. I'm like kinda sleepy and unconcious, I think i Kinda sound rude when I talk to ALion. So sorry. I ate that Har Mee until my whole mouth Feel like burning. I'm not really used with spicy stuff.

I got energize at first, But when we got back and lie on the bed. I feel sleepy. So i slept.

The 2nd day is better. We got ourselves up. Checked out. And we went to Old Town for breakfast. Alot of Penang Leos are there. We like, Talk for 4 Hours. There's a few funny part though.
VBox: You like which girl in your school?
Me: I don't
VBox: Why? 
Me: I'm gay
(He turned to JBoss)
VBox: What? What? JBox, li ko self admit, ji kei hai G-A-Y. ( This self admit, He is G-A-Y)
JBoss: Meh a? (What?)
VBox: G.A.Y
JBoss : (Looked at me) Mg gan yiu , ngo tei mg wui Pei si lei. (Don't worry, we won't look down on you)


BTW, I'm Speaking Cantonese In School everyday, so that my cantonese improve, and i can communicate more with my Leo Buddies. 

BTW BTW, INSANITY ® Is AWESOME! And Hard!

Oh My =]

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Marathon!!

Yes! Today! The Horrifying , Marathon! Actually no, Marathon might be Horrifying, Tiring, and probably every thing else. But this marathon i'm running today is a MINI Marathon. Cheapskate. It's only around 6 kilometer. Compared to a real marathon length. This is like Cheapskate. Read About Marathon Here.

Yes, I did run. I ran till i drop. No i really mean it. Because after i started running. Number 2 decided to come. I've to run, then stop, then run again. Because of that awfully number 2 which keeps following me. Damn it. But then I did good compared to last year.

Incase you don't know about last year. Me, Scat and CSY decided to get last place . We walk the whole round. When we saw people behind us. We would stop and stare and then we wait for that person to overtake us, then we continue walking slowly. When we reach school, we would act like we run so hard! The school should so totally give us the most Spirited runner.

This year. I ran around probably 2+ km, which is almost half of it. So.... I did good, for someone who never runs normally. Y-ish Gang totally Ditch me from the starting line. I was like, I thought they say we're gonna run together? Well, Never mind Ditchers. Your Loss.

I drank 4 Cups of Cold Drinks after i finish running. Some of my friends say you will die if you drink. Well , I did not. And I hope I wont.

Btw, VALENTINE's Coming! But I don't celebrate it. But theres this video which is totally Racist. Stupid Racist!


Btw, I gotta know this from Shuwen's Blog.

Oh My =]

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Sleepover part 2

Yea!! Pillow fight! What? Pillow fights are for girls? Who cares if i'm a girl or a sissy.... You can't stop me from pillow fighting because it is fun. Haven't you have pillow fight during sleepover's? What!!? You haven't ? Such pityful. Come here, i will give you a hug so that you don't feel sad. What? You don't want my hug? Come on... I insist.

Yea.....!! Yea.....!! Yea............!! Sleepover! I can't believe it, but i'm having a sleepover. Actually no, i believe it. And it's EXTREMELY fun . J Dude just came over to my house for the sleepover. And we have tonnes of fun with naruto little fighter and psp battling, although i kept losing. What? I'm a noob? It isn't easy , you know? What? You insist i sucks at it? Ok, i admit, i kind of suck at it. Wait! What am i doing? Stop making me embarass myself man. This is foxy... Man!

So we ended that day with a little something called go back home. Go back home is not a name? Well? Who cares? Greg from meet the parents has a real name called Gaylord Focker, did he complain? Ok he did? Even that can be someone's name, why cant go back home be a name? By the way, meet the parents is really funny, the second one is meet the Fockers. And there's a new one coming this month called meet the little Fockers. It's really funny, i will give a review about it later on. I won't? Mark my words! I will!
This post don't ends here. There's more sleepover.

Once upon a time.... There lives 3 princ..... What am i talking? Gay talk? You're gay for saying me that. Ok! So this is the third day since the last sleep over. I have running nose , but i still went out with my sister to breadforest. Its not a forest that is made out of trees. It's just a name, remember what i told you about names? Gaylord focker? Yea, theh put names... Names exist everywhere. You'll become a serial killer if you don't have a name. Why? Because when the CIA want to find your info when you kill someone. They cant do anything, because they can't type in a name. Or if they press enter, they wont see any names on the screen. And this is the advantage of not having a name. But enough of that. Lets continue with the sleepover. I ate supreme cabonara. Actually, no... It's just normal carbonara. It taste good, but too salty, and not really carbonara. I think they shoulg call it something else? What? I'm food-ist? I dont hate food. I know im picky, but is it a crime? I went out with my sisters and her friends, but unlucky me, there's only SSX, the only boy. And the rest are all girls. I'm like, where have the others gone? Where's Mr Porn? Where's B Head? Where's my girl friend? No, not the last one actually.

SSX is vegetarian, and he ordered vegetarian carbonara. Same as mine, but i have ham. Later on, we went fetching Y-ish to go to marina island together since he's sleeping at my house for the sleepover later on. He came in with a bag with his laptop and a corn he's biting with his mouth.

We went to marina and the first thing i thought of is WATER! I need water! I'm blood thirsty! Ok, maybe not blood thirsty, but i'm really thirsty. Jump in the sea since it's just by the sea? I'm not suiciding... I'm just in need of water. We walk past a malay stall, i bought a cup of Milo, and Y-ish bought ice-cream. Vanilla ice-cream on a cone. I probably used a plastic cup and not being eco? Plastic cup is the only thing they offer, i would love to bring my tupperware to fill my tupperware if i remember. So stop being a hater, we go eco slowly ma. With baby steps ma.

We bought kites to fly it, but there's no wind, so we end up holding it without even opening it. What? Waste of money? And weird too? Marina island has the strongest land breeze at night . So why there's no wind? Maybe i'm just unlucky. And it's not weird. Flying kite is fun, anytime, any where, anyhow. Try it for yourself, if you could even fly it. Muahahahahaha, im evil, aren't i?

Before we went back, the girls went to the toilet. We went too. Of course we went to the boys toilet. What do you think? We barge into the girls toilet? You are such a perv. But when we came out, we thought they've not yet come out, so i bought a vanilla chocolate mixed ice-cream. I'm disgusting? And gay? I washed my hands, till it's sparkling clean before i bought it la. Ok, maybe not exactly sparkling clean. Come on la, sparkling clean, you can make your hands sparkling, i call you master. And for your information, vanilla - chocalate mixed ice - cream is not gay. Maybe a little. But it do im a gay. People have freedom alright? Freedom to eat also la.

Who knows the girls went into the car and drive around while we sat there for 30 minutes. They are evil i tell you, E. V. I. L. What? It's not them evil? But me stupid? Come on la, how would we know? Maybe they have bladder problems? Have you all ever seen me eating ice -cream? Cause my both of them says i sucks at eating ice-cream. The ice-cream just seems to melt real fast and it fllow around the cone, and it dripped on my shirt and mouth. I'm not a noob at eating ice-cream, it just melt really fast.

After 30 minutes of rubbish talking, the girls finally called SSX. And we found out we got fooled. Not because i'm noob or gay man, stop the noob and gay stuff. We went back to the car and got laughed at, so we enjoyed the laugh together. Everyone is fetch back to their home by my sister except for me and Y-ish.
Jdude came when we reach home.

To make things short. We Played Maple, Got ourself a hell lot of Rebirth, And they slept 2 days, and alot of bull shitting. YEAH!

Oh my =]

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

CNY Fun, Cousin N You! Fun

Who told you CNY is fun? Well , no it's not. Unless you have COUSINS with ya! Hell Yeah. The most Happy part of my CNY, was spending time with my cousin. No matter what we do, Gambling, Eating, Annoying -ing, Irritating -ing. Yes, those word does not exist. But you know what i mean, COUSINs ARE THE BEST! For me that is. Mostly cousins from my mother's side

To be exact. CNY does not go well for me at the start. It's like, I've got nothing to do. You know what? After getting Ang Pows from my father's side. I went for basketball. No kidding. Its the First DAY! Of CNY man! And I went for Basketball. But the cool thing was, i saw a guy, riding a Rock Bike(i call it Rock Bike because it really does ROCK!)

And then Chu 2 comes, Which means the second day of CNY. And , it's the same. Till my cousin came back home. My cousin, which consists of Ann-ny , Chin-s, and JGenie came back to sitiawan. T-Duck came back 1 week earlier. We went to Jdude house for Firecrackers. JDude's brother, Ray-man, Sisters, ABell, and JJ played fire crackers together too. But Sadly, T-Duck went out with his friends or something. We played till we drop, I almost got my ear drums broken. Then we went back to Gamble.

The next day, Ray-man took me and Jdude out for Ang Pows. Yes, It's all about the money. Actually... No, its about the fun of getting the Ang Pows, and we did bad at it. We've only got 5. I know. FAILURE! But we had fun though. We came back to my house, with Y-ish. We played Jenga, a block game. We OWN the game at first. But then we Failed after JDude show some of his skills.

My cousins came back. And Gamble again. We played Black Jack at first, and there's this part where i Wanna get 5 cards. I got two 4s, and then a 2, and an A, and then a Freaking 10. I was like, Waaaaa, when i got the 2, And Waaaa again when i got that A, but then i freaking say, Waaaaaaahat the hell? When i got the 10, Who knows i would get 21, and i got triple the pay. And then we played in between. I was like, Hell i wan to 'Sai Lan'. I forgot what it's called and i said 'Lau Sai' and 'Lan Sai' which means diarrhea and something. Y-ish, was like, play half way , play computer to recharge his luck. At first i was quite fed up of losing , i went for a bath. It does help. A little. I kept irritate and annoy T-duck because he was the banker. Ray-man skipped gambling with us around 12 o'clock, because he have to go gamble with his friends (man, it's all about gambling)

We gamble all the way till 1 o'clock. Jdude went back with his family and fetch Y-ish back too. I got so hungry, i keep asking T-duck to take me to Mcdonald. I was like, I'm gonna die already. And then i eat a chocolate to keep me alive for 30 minutes. After 1 hour, T-duck finally took all of us out to Mcdonald. But my Sister, Fish , drove us there instead of him. I ate a Big Mac! Ann-ny and my little Sis, Pooh Bear shared a Prosperity burger. T-Duck, Chin-s and JGenie was like, Talking about pervertic stuff. Talk till we reached home.

We decided not to sleep that day because it's the last day for the KL's Cousin and we have to wake up at 5 since we have to go to Ipoh at 6 for Breakfast and it's 3.30 already. So we talked Ghost Stories, and T-Duck's School Days. And Guess what? When we were talking about ghost stories. Chin-s Suddenly jump on Ann-ny, she said someone punched her butt from the chair. And her Freaking Laptop is like Blinking every few minutes. It Kind of scared the Guts out of us.

It was around 5 when my mum suddenly walked out of the stairs and shouted 'Boo'. I wasn't scared. I'm serious! I screamed because Ann-ny and JGenie and Chin-s was shouting so loud. I got in the mood of shouting. I'm sure im not scared.

We got ourselves ready and went to Ipoh. On the way, Chin-s and Jgenie was talking about Boy Friend stuff. And it made me unable to fall asleep. We ate and The KL Dudes and Dudettes went back.

A whole day of not sleeping really sucks all my energy. But then I still play Computer for 4 hours and went for basketball. I got so tired. I can't even run. And before Dinner, I keep doze of. But i got Hyper after Dinner. But still, I went to bed because the next day was school day. But I try really hard convincing my mum to go to KL to send T-Duck off to the Airport.

At School! I SLEPT FOR 3 Periods! No Kidding, I'm not the sleeping kind in school, I'm more towards the Hyper type. But I slept for 3 Periods! And then I feel Refreshed. I copy homework and messed around . When I was having my Chinese Period, My mum came and told me, Get your teacher to sign this and we're off to KL.

At KL , I met The KL Dudettes again. After T-Duck told me about some Job Things. I decided to Change my Dreams and continue them alittle later. We reached the airport around 9 and T-Duck Checked in. We said our Good Bye, and gave hugs. Tell you a secret(I would've cried if i was a girl, Fortunately, I arent) We head back for home sweet home because my dad decided not to stay in KL.

I MISS YOU COUSINS! You know what? You don't know what, and I'm not gonna tell you for the Mean time... 

Oh My =]