Showing posts with label Mad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mad. Show all posts

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Ten tips on Going Green

GG! What's gg? I've lost? Does gg means i've lost? Your head are full of games, that's for sure. GG is Go Green la. Going green ma. I've talked about being MAD. But i did not told you how to go green. So today i'm going to give 10 example.

1. Do the 3Rs lo. What? You already know that? But maybe the others don't know. So don't be such a crowd and let me continue. 3Rs, reduce, reuse and recycle. Reduce the use of polystyrene and plastic and everything else. But not everything though , some things cannot. Reuse, reuse plastic, reuse cardboards. Reuse as much as possible, but don't reuse food la, u reuse for what? Eat again a? And lastly recycle. Why throw things away? Recycle it. Newspaper, plastic, cardboards and many other things can be recycled. Why throw it away when you can even earn from recycling? So yea! Doing the 3Rs is important.

2. Save electricity. How? Watch less tv, play less computer. That's an easy way. But the thing is, some of us dont even off the tv or the computer or anything else even when we're not using it. So make a change in your life, off your tv, turn ur computer to standby mode instead of letting it on. And another thing is, off the switch and pull out the plugs for charger, electric guitar, fan, radio, etc. You know why? You know? Why? No! It's not because there's an electric demon living in the plug or electric appliance. It's because the elecgtric continues to flow when the plug is plugged into the socket. So we're still wasting electric. So remember, unplugged, if possible.

3. Trees. Go green, so plant trees ma. But it does not have to be trees. Flowers, cactus, plants . Plant plants, plant greenies. Think about the advantages, you could eat them if you plant veges or fruits. It could prevent landslide. But it probably wont happen at your house. Reflect uv rays, i think. And most important, it produces oxygen which males the CO2 percentage decrease. Which decrease greenhouse effect. So plant trees, plant greens, for our future.

4. Car pooooooool....... Yes! Car pool. Do you know that carbon dioxide , soot, and other unhealthy elements are release from the exhaust pipe when the car engine is started. If less car is on the street, less car is turned on. Air pollution will be decreased, green house effect decrease too. We wouldn't want to live with dirty air don't we? What? What if you want too? Is the air in your town polluted? Cause the polluted air probably went into your brain, and you're thinking nuts. No! Of course you don't want to live with polluted air. So car pool, for the air we need.

5. Cycle, or walk, instead of driving. So less cars will be used . You know why? You know?! I mention in the last statement? There's another reason. So that we could save petrol. Petrol is used by us for cars, production of all kinds of things. And petrol will be finished in maybe 50 years? I'm not sure, but believe me, it's decreasing, rapidly. And these petroleum isn't made in a day's time. No! Not in a week too. Not in a month too. And yes! Not in a year too. It takes million of years to make petroleum exist. So cycle or walking for transportation really helps alot . Think about it, you get to exercise too, burn some fats, keep fit too. I know i'm fat! I'm working on the cycling and walking too. So cycle, or walk. It's fun too when there's company.

6. Clean up! What? I'm just a scam to make u clean your bedroom? No! It really is a way to help the earth. Which part? Green house effect. How? CO2 is conserve when you don't cleanup, the stuffiness will absorb CO2 and keep it there. When u clean up, the CO2 is released, and if you make your room neat and clean, no CO2 is absorb, and if you do it daily, there's no chance for CO2 to be absorbed. And think about it, your room will be clean after the clean up. A win-win. So clean up, your room, your house, your school, or maybe your whole city!

7. Become a VEGETARIAN! What? Yes! Of course i'm kidding. No! I'm actually not! Be a Vegetarian. You should look at your face when i mention vegetarian, it's hilarious. Yes, yes. I'm kidding, actually, it's eat less meat. If possible , become a vegetarian, but i will just stick to eat less meat. Being a vegetarian is optional. But don't go telling your mother you're going to be a vegetarian because of me. I don't want to die that soon. Why eat less meat? Save the animals ma. Not exactly going green, but is still important though. Think of the little bunnies. Think of the'cute little cuddling. Okay, maybe it wont cuddle . But think of the animals. Tonnes of animals are extinct because of us human. Ask MR.Manitee. Wait! There aren't any because we've cause them to go extinct. So save the animals.

8. Bring shopping bag to shopping mall to put the things bought into the bag instead of using their plastic bag. I know this is one of the 3Rs,but this is a way to go green too. Use less plastic. For your information, do you know that plastic bags disintegrate in 100,000 years? That's alot of zero's right? So use less plastic

9. Use less polystyrene. How? When you buy food from shops. Ask them to use those kind of paper that is brown in colour that is used to wrap food. Or maybe you could recommend cardboard boxes just like the polystyrene boxes to fill food. Just it is made of cardboard. Penang is using it too... At first it will be very expensive la. But this is all about economics. If people asked for more of these cardboard boxes, eventually it will cost way cheaper. And if less polystyrene is wanted. The price of polystyrene will increase too. ( My DC teach geh :))

10. I know what you're all thinking. Finally, the last one. Yes ! This is the last one for this post. Spread the GG! Don't just go green yourself. Go green, with your family, with your friends, with your cousin, with your neighbours. With everyone you know or you don't you can tell those you don't know if you dare. I'm telling you. Sometimes i tell people i don't know too. I'm not bluffing. Actually it all depends on you. You can do everything in this list, or maybe more than these. Or you could just ignore this post and continue living your ungreen life. Cause it's your choice. But remember! The Earth needs you, and everyone else, and you and everyone else needs Earth more than the Earth needs you. Remember Again! Make A Difference

So.... Go Green. Have a nice day :)

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Monday, December 6, 2010

MAD! MAD!

YES I'm MAD . I'm really really MAD. You see my big red BUTTS??! What? NO! It's not that , that's stupid. And NO! I dun hate you baboons. I'm not racist! NO! I'm not gay either. What's MAD? You're asking me? Being MAD isn't running all over the house screaming like a gay! NO! it's not kissing a baboon too! It actually stands for Making A Difference. YES! Making A Difference, not change the way u look by going bald. NO! It's GOING GREEN, Save Earth. You know. Mother Nature. And YES! I'm a LEO. Proud to be one too... And YES, ALL of us LEOs are MAD...................... Okay, not all, mostly those much active one are MAD.

Why am i proud of being MAD? ASK yourself! When is the last time u hugged earth! NO, you haven't done so, earth is humongous that could give home to a few billion, maybe ZILLION! And yes, the word zillion does not exist, but alot of human does, and it only took 25% of Earth. HOW! Yes, How!? Could u possibly hug something that big. I'm talking about giving your love. And no, not having s** with it. That's just disgusting. Care for it, guys! Think of the cute little bunnies, puppies; worms. Okay, not worms, they are not cute, but they are useful though. Think of the trees, think of your computer, think about YOURSELF! YES, You! If there's no earth, there's no YOU! So help mother earth. Plant trees, avoid using plastic bag, or maybe plastic too, don't forget to not use polystyrene too. Use one less a day and you use 365 plastic less, yea, that's not alot. But if you think it much bigger, if the whole Malaysia , which consists of 26 million people, use one less plastic bag a day, the world use 9496 million plastic less a year. Advice your friends, tell them to help mother earth, tell them to start giving love. And YES! I'm not talking about simply have s** with people , that'S disgusting and irritating...Yea it really is.

Save the Earth! Like me, I'm MAD. What?! Is being MAD guilty? Is being MAD gay? Does being MAD have to be locked up in jail? Why dun u lock me up in a mental hospital then? Cause I admit that I'm MAD, and i will continue to be MADder and MADder.

You are not a LEO? join us then? What!? you do not want too? Don't join then, I'm not holding a knife beside you trying to cut that vein by your neck. No that's guilty, but i didn't say i won't. :) I'm MAD after all. And No! I'm not going to kill your cute little dog. Who would do that? You're just cruel! Yes! You don't need to join LEO . Yes you don't need to! Although i didn't say you shouldn't .

Yes! Saving Earth is everyone's job. NO! You do not need to quit your current job. No! You might go bankrupt, and no food... So yes! Quitting your current job is not advisable. A LEO, a Interactor, or maybe something, or maybe nothing. I'm talking about organization, not being racist. Yes ! Whatever you are, a LEO, a Interactor, a Mother, a Lawyer, a Girl , a Gay, a Cow, a Dog , a Cat, a Frog, or a Worm? Eww..... Yes, if you're something on Earth, you should consider saving Mother Earth. And NO! She's not my real existing mother, am I that big? Seriously, you're kidding right? Do NOT forget that I'm MAD. You might just DIE....... What? I'm just joking, can't take a joke? Small gas....

Yes! You should help save Mother Earth. You don't need to go totally green, bAby steps will do. Like me, start eating at restaurant instead of packing. And if you seriously need to pack? Use paper then, ask for it. Bring a bag, avoid using plastic. Bring a bag to carry things, don't get more plastic. Reuse plastic bag, for rubbish bin or anything, instead of just throwing them away. Reduce, use paper cups and paper plates and paper things during parties or any other event instead of using plastic or polystyrene. Yea ,i know parties are fun.... I'm not a dumbass. Recycle. YES! Recycle everything you can. NO! Not your walls of your house, you need that for your house. And NO! Not your computer, there's facebook in there. But if you insist, go on then. There are many other ways, but you could start with baby steps. NO! I,m not saying that you are a baby. NO! I'm not Age-ist. So that's probably all for now. Be MAD, and be Happy.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

PsyCHO

I usually dun update my blog that frequently which is once a day... But today is an EXCEPTION. Today my friend, Boon Keong ALMOST got KILLed. Well , please read it carefully, Its ALMOST, Not already. So the main point is, he almost died , BUT he didn't.

Today is quite a great day, starting with the BM class and then we went to the hall to participate in a Chinese Ink Writing Competition, also known as ' HUI CHUN'. My writing is SHITTY, but theres a chance that i could win cause my friend Moses Ching, wrote alot of them because he is not satisfied with some of them. And tell you something, the one he is not satisfied is actually a million times better than me. So i asked if i can use his, and he said i can. So there's a possibility that i could get a prize. But it would be FUNNY if i would get a better prize than Moses.

Enough about that, I will now talk about what happen TODAY, in CLASS, during PHYSIC period and when the TEACHER is teaching.

Today, during physics class, i called Boon Keong to sit beside me which is the place of Samuel. Samuel went out, so he just sat beside me. Pn Siew is busy teaching , while me and Boon Keong is busy TALKING. We were busy talking about hating what and what incident happen and bla bla bla. When suddenly i stopped, and laid on my chair, preparing to listen to the teacher teaching for she is going to teach us how to count some things. Boon Keong then lay on the desk having a nap. While suddenly an Unidentified Flying OBECT which is in blue. FLEW past BOON KEONG's HEAD, and it was about TWO INCH higher only. Then it hit the wall, and we could see clearly that it is a WATER BOTTLE, which is called a SPACE BOTTLE if im not wrong.

The SOUND of the BOTTLE hitting the WALL is so loud that everyone could hear it. But not even a CRACK on that bottle. Imagine that hitting BOON KEONG if BOON KEONG wasnt having a NAP. THAT NAP ACTUALLY SAVE HIM!!!

Then the PSYCHO stand up and scolded us, 'I've given you the first warning, you make me do this.' DAMN that PSYCHO scolding us and throwing UFO at us for no reason. We did not do anything. Even the teacher thought we did something , and asked us what did we do. I'm pretty sure everyone think that we did something.

We just answered the teacher. We did nothing, and Boon Keong said that he was having a
NAP. I could see that the teacher didn't trust us fully , but who cares. Im not going to fuss over that small matter. BUT im really pissed off of what that PSYCHO did. Then i found out that someone was throwing BOMBS at him, which is PAPER being wrapped into a BALL SHAPED. Speaking of 'NO DIRECTION' , that psycho cant even estimate who threw him and which direction it is thrown. Me , Samuel, always get scolded, yet today, he almost MURDER Boon Keong. If he Killed Boon Keong, i will never FORGIVE him, ever.

One ADVICE to that PSYCHO, DIRECTION TRAINING...!!!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Damn Teacher

Today is the fourth week since school reopen. Many homeworks are UNDONE, but i did do some teachers homework.

Today when i just reached my class at school. We went to the hall straight away cause it is Monday, and we have our weekly assembly. After the assembly , we went back to class and i started spinning books. For last week i saw Boon Ming Spinning it, and i wanted to learn it.

During Add Maths period, i did the same thing, spinning books. But i did my homework, today is actually an exception. Cause normally i don't give a damn to her notes, and i never copy it. But today was an exception, cause my brain told me to copy it. So i copy her notes while learning how to spin the book.

When i finish copy it, i continue my book spinning. Then she turned to the back and talk to me in a polite voice, ask me if i had copy. Then i said i have, then she said if i have did the exercise she wrote on the whiteboard. I didn't do it cause i was busy looking at Lei Wen doing that question. Then i copy down what Lei Wen did.

Then I continue spinning, but then she turn behind again. And scolded me why am i playing, and ask if i did finish. I said i did, then she said why i kept talking. I didn't even talk. I did but i talk only a sentence or two, actually i was busy spinning the book and thinking ways to solve the question she wrote on the whiteboard. I told her i didn talk , she said that i was talking RUBBISH...Then she said that i should not take out the biology book(which i use to spin) She said that i took out that book and not Add maths because it is her class now, so she ' Bu Shuang' . Then she said that i dont respect her or something, she even said that i should study in 4va instead of 4sc . The conclusion is , she said i didn respect her...


That is BULL SHIT, normally i talk only and dont even give a damn to what she is saying. Today, Not only i copy her notes, not talk, I even think of how to do that Add maths question... Yet she said i disrespect her. DAMN THAT ADD MATHS TEACHER , that is what i get for respecting her more than normally?

If All Teachers are like that, All the student would have died.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Random... o.O

Next time please learn how to use your skill with other ppl...

No teamwork but got skill very pro ar...

If not for us let u farm so long , u cant even touch them...

So fuck off when i'm killing. I got attacked and almost got killed that time din see u help me oso...

You are the noob here...
And furthermore, can you please stop saying i love who and who...

I dun love anyone, so shut that fucking mouth of yours...

I'm actually really fucked now, U as my best friend always bully me

Very Shuang? What if i say you love bla bla bla...

U wan say love then love la, dun go overboard and make it related to any of your SEX STORY...

DUN FUCKED AROUND WITH ME, INSTEAD FUCK OFF IF YOU CONTINUE LIKE THIS


Oh yeah, i always thought Albert Einstien is just a scientist who is really famous
But Today, i found out that Albert Einstien, or as i would like to call Einstien or maybe 'AE' was actually an expert in physics
He solve all kind of problem of other scientist and define it more properly...
Furthermore, he's actually the one who define relativity to a whole new standard...(I THINK)
Well, now i knw who my idol is
ALBERT EINSTIEN
If i could, i'm going to be ' Albert Einstien The 2nd'
I'm going to work harder...
And become a expert in physics
And i will study the theory of relativity more closely...
And Lastly , if i could that is
I'm going to invent a TIME MACHINE
I'm really excited and im keeping my hopes really high
SO PLEASE DUN THROW COLD WATER AT ME

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Furious!

Today is tuesday, and i have been enjoying the whole day since i woke up. I went to school and we had a clean up at school. I was helping the school cleaning by using a brush to brush a piece of ground. After that i went home.

I did nothing except the same old game , Dota. I really had fun, even though i keep losing. Until when 2 of my friends came. And we had to play 3 vs 3. I was in a team with a pro that 1 of my friend want to be with since it is the computer who chooses the team. My friend just wan to win, even before we play , he already wanted to be in a team with the pro. But unlucky him, I got to be in a team with the pro.

It doesn't matter, but He really hell care. He keep calling me noob, eventhough he is the one who got killed. And when one time i tried to chase him to kill him, the pro saw it and he rush and kill him. I got called a noob again because he said that i cannot kill him so i need give signal to the pro to kill him. That's a lame excuse. He is just really annoying, although i am really good with him, but i have a line there and he crossed it, not just a little , but alot.

Don't mind that, after everyone leaves. He sent a message to me, that he want to play with me. Well , i think he wants to bully me. Since he always use the same hero, same item. He has mastered it. But only 1 hero. I just think it is boring, eventhough i'm not the one who keep using the same hero.