A Poetry For Everyone To laugh at

I really am Boring,
But I can't do Nothing,
So I wrote this Poetry,
So that you can enjoy It.

I'm feeling Happy,
I wanna eat Piggy,
Drink a cup of Dairy,
So I can go Patooey.

Boys are Ready,
For a pretty Girly,
With a smile on their Facey,
That looks Perverty.

Girls are Scary,
They are Funny,
When they eat Bunny,
Then they look like a Pussy,

Winner or Loser,
Loser's a stupid Player,
Winner a proud Sucker,
Just pick what you Wanna.

Dogs are Scary,
It bit my Undies,
So I got Angry,
Then I make it Peey.

He's a Bully,
He is Silly,
He's quite Lucky,
To have a big Doggy.

I really am Happy,
To write you this Poetry,
By reading this Poetry,
Hope that you laugh Maniacly.