The Day I almost Lose My Best Friend

Woah, I almost lose my best fren today.
I was kinda sleeping My best fren tat is the one sitting beside me borrow a ruler from me.
He accidentally drop the ruler on the floor.
I think becos he is shy so he didn't ask the girl infront of him to help him to pick the ruler,
he use his leg to pull the ruler nearer, and the ruler got scratch by the floor.
I just say :"What have u done ,My ruler ,my beautiful ruler."
I dun wan him to pay becos i brought it for 80sen there is juz some scratch and he say he wanna pay me 80sen.
I think it is not worth it.So i said instead of paying u juz dun pull pranks on me for 1 whole month but i can pull pranks on him and he cannot fight back.If he fight back he must let me punch him.
I made a hand made contract and he signed it. I must make sure he follows the contract.
So i call someone to sign too.
For once i thought he could stop pulling pranks.
Well it's time to go to the science lab.
He keep pulling pranks on me, so i keep punching him.
He got angry and say that his eyes must have sand when he first make fren wif me.
so i said :"我看错了你."
And he say he mistook me as a fren.
He say that his fren say I am very DuLan, But he still make frens wif me.
I say that my fren say that he polluted the air but i dun care.
Another one of my fren say he very DuLan But i dun care.(I didn say this cos i scared that i will hurt his feeling)
We keep on argue-ing.
Suddenly he say sorry.
Actually i wanna forgive him.
Then he say "I say sorry becos I wan to go to heaven when I die."
I got really mad.
He say sorry becos he want to go to heaven!!!!!
At last He say "I dun wan to lose a fren like you ,pls forgive me."
(Awh, so touching)
So i forgive him.
We became best fren again.

The Day I Fought With My Best Friend

For me green represent happiness but it is to light...so i use blue
Actually to day is supposed to be a happy day cause there is no chinese quizand moral period too.
Well...There is 2 free period...
It is very fun playing in the class...But my fren u can say he's my best fren in the whole class...
If u study in Nan Hwa And if u wanna know who he is jus come to 2k and look for me,
the 1 sitting beside is my best fren in that class...
OK,Tats enuf information...
Now back to my story....
Well im playing in the class (Dun think it's weird eventhough it's the best class as long as i'm in a class,the class will fall down 1 day haha...)he is acting weird he keep's pulling prank on me.
Something like using the chalk to make my butt white,making me kneel,and say that there's a mosquito on my face and then slap me with his bare hands.(wat the hell)
But i'm a good boy and i dun pull pranks....OK ok sometimes... OK ok most of the time...
Jus continue my story...
I usually dun pull panks on him, and he dun pull panks on me too...
Tat's wat i mean he's acting weird today... His GF (GirlFren) leave him??
finally i talk some sense into him and he say to let me make him kneel??
Wat's wrong wif tat??
The 1st time i fail,(i'm quite a noob) he said to pull harder.
Well i did wat he say...But something went wrong...
He should be kneel-ing BUT...
HE FELL ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!Ouch,Tat' gotta hurt in the morning!!!
Seem's like I put my knee too high.
Everyone freak out(girls and boys) and 1 girl say he may get hurt badly...
I guess i should not do tat...(Wish they dun't hate me)
My best fren forgive me wat a kind man...
Now i went back and i went for tuition.
A girl came into the tuition room and squad down crying ...
DID her BF leave her??
Nevermind tat...On to my story...
My fren started talking...
I did nothing but my fren keep calling me Guai Lang Kia And GLK.(so irritating)
He's my best fren too.(I have many Best Fren)
Back to my story...
Then i say that i wanna ERM how do u say tat?? Not be frens??
So i just say I wanna cut off our relationship.
He dun even care and he keeps saying GLK GLK GLK(such irritating)
then i wanna change place wif my other best fren tat is sitting beside me too...
But he dun wanna Then i use the prank tat my other best fren tat keep calling me GuaiLang
It always work when my fren was saying it...
But why wouldn't it work.
I ignore them for the whole time.
And my best fren say he's sorry.
I juz kinda smile to him.
But i say nothing.
I guess he thought i dun wanna forgive him,
Then i fetch him home.